{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I\u2019d heard The Kids were using Instagram as Facebook these days, but looking through my matches and their \u201cmoments\u201d I\u2019m starting...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/120562538793/", "html": "<p>I\u2019d heard The Kids were using Instagram as Facebook these days, but looking through my matches and their \u201cmoments\u201d I\u2019m starting to suspect they\u2019re using Tinder as Instagram.</p>\n\n<p>Getting old is <em>so confusing</em>.</p>"}