{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Hipsters Snap Selfies, Demand Ice Cream After 3 People Are Shot\u00a0\u00a0(Vocativ.com) This one isn\u2019t funny.\u00a0", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/120232406568/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://waytoomuchportland.tumblr.com/post/120231312810/hipsters-snap-selfies-demand-ice-cream-after-3\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">waytoomuchportland</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href=\"http://www.vocativ.com/underworld/crime/hipsters-snap-selfies-demand-ice-cream-after-3-people-shot/\" target=\"_blank\">Hipsters Snap Selfies, Demand Ice Cream After 3 People Are Shot\u00a0</a>\u00a0(Vocativ.com)</p><p>This one isn\u2019t funny.\u00a0</p></blockquote>\n<p>This one is <em>hilarious</em>.</p><p>(It\u2019s about 6 blocks from my house, 3rd shooting in the area in a month or so, also 3rd since I\u2019ve been here.)</p>\n<p>Also, at this point the fair is for the Coachella crowd from Hillsboro and the Warped Tour crowd from Gresham, and Salt &amp; Straw is for tourists.</p>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_np541vbOHg1ql47g0o1_1280_73d13f0461b4.jpg\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_np541vbOHg1ql47g0o1_1280_73d13f0461b4.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 1001, "thumbnail_height": 908}