waytoomuchportland:

Hipsters Snap Selfies, Demand Ice Cream After 3 People Are Shot  (Vocativ.com)

This one isn’t funny. 

This one is hilarious.

(It’s about 6 blocks from my house, 3rd shooting in the area in a month or so, also 3rd since I’ve been here.)

Also, at this point the fair is for the Coachella crowd from Hillsboro and the Warped Tour crowd from Gresham, and Salt & Straw is for tourists.