oh man I love traveling

‘cause I never eat (or sleep) and lose all this weight

and this is the first time I’ve done that since I trained up muscle

and the marginal mass shift is enough to make me feel like a god doing my exercises

it’s like do your 15 pushup set, ok thass cool how about 35?

(downside is I’m getting stretch marks honest to god)

((totes bragging))

(((nothing tastes as good as thin feels)))