The great thing about Ancient Greece is you get the sense that if it wasn’t the first time people had thought about things, it was the first time they thought to tell each other what they thought about things.

I love that you could get famous just by thinking up something that we totally take for granted, and that if you did this a few times you were like a demigod.

I love that a homeless guy who jerked it in public and told everyone to fuck off could be considered a famous philosopher.

I love that you could just straight-up invent the concept of love, and that the guy who did was like “hold on, also I’ve got some great buttsex jokes.”