{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Snorgtees", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/112215413423/", "html": "<pre>Executive 1: So our business model is to combine the awesome power of web advertising with the absolute novelty of nerd-reference t-shirts.\nExecutive 2: Correct.\nExecutive 1: If only there existed, to be invoked for representative purposes, a symbolic parallel to the glorious, uncut mid-2000sness of this concept\nExecutive 2: The physical appeal of chipper, busty girls born in 1985?\nExecutive 1: Bam\nExecutive 2: Bam</pre>"}