{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Had a dream that was very touching and poignant (no, I don't care to share it) but ended up with like 10 minutes of arguing over...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/111525068728/", "html": "<p>Had a dream that was very touching and poignant (no, I don&rsquo;t care to share it) but ended up with like 10 minutes of arguing over the price of a Starbucks coffee because, as the barista eventually realized, she thought I&rsquo;d ordered a shot of Cointreau. </p>"}