{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "a recording of the noises made by al jourgensen as he is forced to watch a kid listen to the decemberists on headphones while...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/110698844058/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://rikerist.tumblr.com/post/110698546453\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">rikerist</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>a recording of the noises made by al jourgensen as he is forced to watch a kid listen to the decemberists on headphones while shopping for cantaloupes at whole foods using a ministry tote bag would be a better ministry album than any of the last fourteen (really, i counted) ministry albums<br/></p></blockquote>\n\n<p>I ever tell you about the time I saw a guy at New Seasons with a Whole Foods tote and a Resistance Records t-shirt?</p>"}