{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "On the road. In Oceano.\r\n Moved the last of my stuff into storage yesterday. In 10th grade or so someone was talking about...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/11009816821/", "html": "<p>On the road. In Oceano.</p>\n<p>Moved the last of my stuff into storage yesterday. In 10th grade or so someone was talking about getting a car and he was considering this one van, and he was like &ldquo;dude, it&rsquo;s so big in the back, you could put a mattress in there!&rdquo;</p>\n<p>And I asked &ldquo;Pf. How often do you need to transport a mattress?&rdquo;, and they laughed at me.</p>\n<p>Honestly, though, the ability (or lack thereof) to transport a mattress has proven pretty fucking clutch on occasion.</p>\n<p>great business names I passed today:</p>\n<p>Taco Video (I&rsquo;m kind of wondering which kind of establishment it was, if either)<br/><a href=\"http://www.yelp.com/biz/hot-n-tot-lomita\" target=\"_blank\">Hot n&rsquo; Tot</a></p>"}