Since eating just one I’ve definitely noticed an unusual energy - not as in stimulant intensity, but like, a completeness. You know that weird hollow feeling at your temples you get when you’re dehydrated? The exact opposite of that.

And I’m not only not craving any more food but I don’t even feel interested in it, I walk through the kitchen and it’s like

Me: “Hey, I could eat some raisins.”

Also me: “Yeah, I guess you could.”

Me: “They’d be tasty!”

Also me: “Yeah, I guess they would.”

Me: “Ah, fuck it.”

It’s actually pretty promising.

Though I still think it tastes like recycled ass.