{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "the Founding Fathers would be spinning in their graves if I hadn\u2019t been banned from all \u201chistorically significant burial...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/107209480288/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://supersmashthestatebros.tumblr.com/post/107181773062/the-founding-fathers-would-be-spinning-in-their\" target=\"_blank\">supersmashthestatebros</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>the Founding Fathers would be spinning in their graves if I hadn\u2019t been banned from all \u201chistorically significant burial grounds\u201d for \u201cdoing kickflips with the coffins\u201d</p>\n</blockquote>"}