{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "\"O Princess Dulcinea, mistress of this captive heart! \u00a0Thou has done me grievous harm in bidding me farewell and reproving me...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/106882331608/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://nostalgebraist.tumblr.com/post/106172827139/o-princess-dulcinea-mistress-of-this-captive\" target=\"_blank\">nostalgebraist</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://nostalgebraist.tumblr.com/post/106172827139\" target=\"_blank\">nostalgebraist</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p>&ldquo;O Princess Dulcinea, mistress of this captive heart! \u00a0Thou has done me grievous harm in bidding me farewell and reproving me with the harsh affliction of commanding that I not appear before thy sublime beauty. \u00a0May it please thee, Se\u00f1ora, to recall this thy subject heart, which suffers countless trials for the sake of thy love.&rdquo;</p>\n<p>He strung these together with other foolish remarks, all in the manner his books had taught him and imitating their language as much as he could.</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>Meanwhile Don Quixote so far is about a LARPer who bases his life choices on bad fantasy novels and complains about getting friendzoned. \u00a0It was published in the early 1600s. \u00a0Human nature is eternal</p>\n</blockquote>"}