{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Guy in Santa costume pulls off genius bank heist during SantaCon", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/105860132208/", "html": "<a href=\"http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/232576/guy-in-santa-costume-pulls-off-genius-bank-heist-during-santacon/\">Guy in Santa costume pulls off genius bank heist during SantaCon</a>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://unregisteredhypercam420.tumblr.com/post/105570123843\" target=\"_blank\">unregisteredhypercam420</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Roughly after 1 p.m. on Saturday, at the peak of SantaCon debauchery, a 40-something white man in a Santa suit walked into a San Francisco bank and handed the teller a note demanding money. The teller handed him an undisclosed amount of cash, and then\u2014like in the St. Patrick\u2019s Day scene from \u201cThe Fugitive\u201d\u2014the man walked outside and disappeared into the crowd of Santas.</p>\n<p>So far, the police have made no arrests, and it seems very likely the man might actually get away. It was a <a href=\"http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/226592/naked-man-robs-bank/\" target=\"_blank\">perfect heist</a>\u2014a festive, vomit-soaked \u201cOcean\u2019s 11.\u201d</p>\n</blockquote>"}