Hollywood might possibly fear North Korean sleeper cells capable of blowing up theaters that screen anti-Nork films. But Hollywood most definitely fears rogue personnel capable of tearing the lid off of the entertainment industry’s most lurid and repellent secrets.

In fact, Hollywood has amassed so much undisclosed TMZ fodder that it’s willing to do whatever the North says. There is no margin for error, and no taking of chances. Spend enough time in the right/wrong circles here in L.A., and you’ll pick up a tabloid’s worth of sordid stories.

This is true. Not all the secrets you pick up in LA are terrible. My favorite is that Keanu Reeves is actually a very humble man, set for life on Matrix residuals, who quietly gives away most of his money and lets his celebrity dissipate because he doesn’t think he deserves either, only taking on projects if putting his name on a movie will get something worthy made. John Wick was the directorial debut of his former stuntman.

This, those past two reblogs, honestly I think late 2014’s going to go down as the moment the fever breaks and what gatekeepers there are get back to keeping the fire-starters out, ‘cause they’re realizing that fire burns them too.

People are like man, how’d we get to a point in the '70s where we were starting to mainstream fucking kids?

Well, people were committed to this project of tearing off the veil of lies and repression that lay over the culture, and when that veil came off they realized things like oh shit, tons of respectable guys fuck kids. So if we were going to keep that veil off and still make shit work, we were gonna have to make fucking kids respectable.

But people couldn’t handle the truth. Or at least that much of it. We dealt with the fact that tons of respectable guys fuck dudes in the poophole by making that respectable. We’re still on the fence with the fact that tons of respectable dudes think of ourselves as delicate pretty princesses.

Going around tearing off the veil on the fact that tons of respectable dudes rape women, maybe game that out a few steps, do you think we’re ready for that truth? Because we’re gonna have to make shit work.