{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Gradually trying to expand my cooking range, I tried something new last night, a rice pilaf with roasted almonds and baked...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/102649175358/", "html": "<p>Gradually trying to expand my cooking range, I tried something new last night, a rice pilaf with roasted almonds and baked jerk-rub chicken.</p><p>It was decent, but I should have grilled or pan-fried the chicken or something, there wasn\u2019t enough contrast with the mush-texture of the rice.</p>\n<p>I felt happy enough but it wasn\u2019t until I went to sleep that I noticed the secret downside of the dish. Several times I farted so hard I woke myself up. Must\u2019ve been the onion.</p>\n<p>It did interrupt my sleep at the right times enough that I got to remember some interesting dreams. The thesis of one was \u201can important step on the way to sexbots is teaching AIs how to tickle feet\u201d.</p>\n<p>It\u2019s this weird combination of scary and hilarious that there are parts of your mind that aren\u2019t under your control and this is what they spend their time on.</p>"}