{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Old Man Chronicles", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/10233986231/", "html": "

So I’m dealing with inflamed hemorrhoids for the first time in my life.

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It’s mild and could be much worse, soft dangly bits of my ass aren’t hanging out of my ass.

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I hear eating fiber improves this and my first thought is like “oh huh frictional action < acidic action?”

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This sucks/haha oh man it must triplesuck for gay bottoms

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(or not cause plan B is topping, right?)

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