So I’m dealing with inflamed hemorrhoids for the first time in my life.

It’s mild and could be much worse, soft dangly bits of my ass aren’t hanging out of my ass.

I hear eating fiber improves this and my first thought is like “oh huh frictional action < acidic action?”

This sucks/haha oh man it must triplesuck for gay bottoms

(or not cause plan B is topping, right?)