{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Sorry I Murdered Everyone. I'm An Introvert.", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/102289801083/", "html": "<a href=\"http://the-toast.net/2014/11/10/sorry-murdered-everyone-im-introvert/\">Sorry I Murdered Everyone. I'm An Introvert.</a>\n<blockquote class=\"link_og_blockquote\">\n<p>Sorry everybody\u2019s dead! I guess it\u2019s because I\u2019m more \u201cRavenclaw\u201d than \u201cGryffindor.\u201d</p>\n</blockquote>"}