{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Consultants without their own offices sometimes use this teahouse to meet with clients, I remember in one week I once overheard...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/102140003703/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/77971490862/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Consultants without their own offices sometimes use this teahouse to meet with clients, I remember in one week I once overheard sessions on the following:</p>\n<ul>\n<li>Preparing to apply to college</li>\n<li>Dealing with jealousy in polyamorous relationships</li>\n<li>Planning a woodcrafts-themed wedding</li>\n<li>Aligning your chakras to unlock career potential</li>\n<li>Setting up a mung bean breakfast bar business for the vegan paleo diet market</li>\n</ul>\n</blockquote>\n<p>I&rsquo;m back and there&rsquo;s a pair of maybe 36 year old women at the next table and they&rsquo;re telling stories about their mommyblogging - like, not sharing tales about their kids, sharing tales about <em>sharing tales</em> about their kids - and one of them is going off about how their son would always be crying at 4am and how that confirmed her in a long-ago argument that that was the <em>true</em> <a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witching_hour\" target=\"_blank\">witching hour</a> and she&rsquo;s proud that he&rsquo;s inherited her sensitivity to spirits.</p>"}