kontextmaschine:

Consultants without their own offices sometimes use this teahouse to meet with clients, I remember in one week I once overheard sessions on the following:

• Preparing to apply to college
• Dealing with jealousy in polyamorous relationships
• Planning a woodcrafts-themed wedding
• Aligning your chakras to unlock career potential
• Setting up a mung bean breakfast bar business for the vegan paleo diet market

I’m back and there’s a pair of maybe 36 year old women at the next table and they’re telling stories about their mommyblogging - like, not sharing tales about their kids, sharing tales about sharing tales about their kids - and one of them is going off about how their son would always be crying at 4am and how that confirmed her in a long-ago argument that that was the true witching hour and she’s proud that he’s inherited her sensitivity to spirits.