{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "reblog if you've ever gotten distracted from jerking off by worldbuilding your sexual fantasies", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/100972699383/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://slatestarscratchpad.tumblr.com/post/100970053276/reblog-if-youve-ever-gotten-distracted-from-jerking\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">slatestarscratchpad</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://multiheaded1793.tumblr.com/post/100836275586/reblog-if-youve-ever-gotten-distracted-from-jerking\" target=\"_blank\">multiheaded1793</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Right now, in fact.</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>I didn\u2019t realize this was a problem for other people.</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>&ldquo;Okay no does this sleepaway camp run a month or all summer, because if it&rsquo;s a month she&rsquo;d just be trying to have fun but all summer she&rsquo;d want a relationship and pine after a crush for two weeks and then hook up with an opportunist for one and *then* she&rsquo;d have the right combination of self-doubting vulnerability and desire to compensate by &lsquo;owning her sexuality'\u2026&rdquo;</p>"}