shrine to the prophet of americana

reblog if you've ever gotten distracted from jerking off by worldbuilding your sexual fantasies

slatestarscratchpad:

multiheaded1793:

Right now, in fact.

I didn’t realize this was a problem for other people.

“Okay no does this sleepaway camp run a month or all summer, because if it’s a month she’d just be trying to have fun but all summer she’d want a relationship and pine after a crush for two weeks and then hook up with an opportunist for one and *then* she’d have the right combination of self-doubting vulnerability and desire to compensate by ‘owning her sexuality'…”