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Huh, the fold in skin beneath the stomach, which I've always considered my waist, is moving upwards. I was prepared for the...

Huh, the fold in skin beneath the stomach, which I’ve always considered my waist, is moving upwards. I was prepared for the stomach rising from there to reduce in magnitude, I didn’t expect the base to erode.

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight

(The white spot is a bunch of rice I was getting rid of so poured on the tail end of Strawberry Ridge)

(The white spot is a bunch of rice I was getting rid of so poured on the tail end of Strawberry Ridge)

Tagged: strawberry ridge

Okay, they quieted down and I slept a few hours

Okay, they quieted down and I slept a few hours

Power's gonna go down as they replace a pole out front of the house today; this'll still work off cell towers and battery, I...

kontextmaschine:

Power’s gonna go down as they replace a pole out front of the house today; this’ll still work off cell towers and battery, I guess.

So this apparently involves jackhammers and powersaws right outside my front door, I had not planned for that and hoped to sleep through it, but luckily as far as I can tell all the drawbacks to replacing sleep with caffeine were anxiety-mediated

Gonna tell my kids Covid was Goblinization

Gonna tell my kids Covid was Goblinization

Tagged: shadowrun

Power's gonna go down as they replace a pole out front of the house today; this'll still work off cell towers and battery, I...

Power’s gonna go down as they replace a pole out front of the house today; this’ll still work off cell towers and battery, I guess.

Bats been chirping around the neighborhood at nights lately, I'd been afraid we were by a too-loud route

Bats been chirping around the neighborhood at nights lately, I’d been afraid we were by a too-loud route

Tagged: portlandportlandportland

Hey trans friends, what's electrolysis like? I'm thinking of getting my unibrow done, as the like one part of my body that...

Hey trans friends, what’s electrolysis like? I’m thinking of getting my unibrow done, as the like one part of my body that hasn’t already been rendered perfect lately

Amused by the fact I can now claim "brain-damaged" as an adjective

Amused by the fact I can now claim “brain-damaged” as an adjective

Like I don't know if it's thinner or under less strain or what, it's definitely softer – but my entire abdomen feels like a...

Like I don’t know if it’s thinner or under less strain or what, it’s definitely softer – but my entire abdomen feels like a baby’s bottom rn, after months of running my hands over it and it was some rough and exfoliated but even then didn’t feel like this, assume that has something to do with the weight loss

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight

unatkozorobotok:

crazy-brazilian:

That said it was impressive how quickly porn sites realized I was bi now and started serving me mixed-gender playlists

Tagged: sexual media

Just had this weird elfen-voiced dumpster diver girl in an Eskimo hood come up to one and try to talk to me while I was pissing...

Just had this weird elfen-voiced dumpster diver girl in an Eskimo hood come up to one and try to talk to me while I was pissing against the other side, how you guys doing?

Tagged: portlandportlandportland

I bet the Las Vegas Fire Inspector has some good insight into balancing security with accessibility.

I bet the Las Vegas Fire Inspector has some good insight into balancing security with accessibility.

Tagged: non-joke las vegas

oneheadtoanother:

you don't understand how much I adore the fucked up lesbian bed

princefado:

sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20:

you don’t understand how much I adore the fucked up lesbian bed

sorry. instantly had this image burst forth from my mind upon hearing “fucked up bed”

Tagged: revolutionary girl utena shoujo kakumei utena

“apjvff’s not gonna fuck u bro” i will. thank you for defending me.

apjvff:

“apjvff’s not gonna fuck u bro”

i will.

thank you for defending me.

Ah, fuck, I woke up to pee at 7, thought I might as well feed Badger, and took my morning iron, which meant when I was out yard...

Ah, fuck, I woke up to pee at 7, thought I might as well feed Badger, and took my morning iron, which meant when I was out yard working until 9 (it stays visible that late now!) this evening I was pushing it and I could compensate at the cost of some strain, but then the “fatigue doesn’t clear” kicked in and now my fucking spine is sore

fruityyamenrunner:

modogoblin:

itznarcotic:

cor blimey fancy a snog innit m8

give the monopoly on all anime translations to a British company

Tagged: stamford raffles

So far the state of my vision is that with both eyes open I see in 3D but still with double vision, that somehow doesn't affect...

So far the state of my vision is that with both eyes open I see in 3D but still with double vision, that somehow doesn’t affect my ability to use the visual information, I can still navigate and accurately throw something to someone a bit away even if I see two of him? In practice I have both open but the right half-lidded, still relating position and velocity and broad color block information but letting the left handle detail and reading

modogoblin:

itznarcotic:

cor blimey fancy a snog innit m8