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Trees in the right-of-way getting leaves totally changes the microclimate. Later afternoon kept cooler as rather than building...

Trees in the right-of-way getting leaves totally changes the microclimate. Later afternoon kept cooler as rather than building up heat at ground level the radiant energy of the sun hits leaves higher up and heat spreads by convection. Humidity better spread through the PM than one swampy hit at 10, too.

Tagged: karafuto and friends

Remember early in my Covid-brain where I'd catch myself in the middle of or witnessing the results of some chore by surprise and...

kontextmaschine:

Remember early in my Covid-brain where I’d catch myself in the middle of or witnessing the results of some chore by surprise and I thought I was “fugueing” but the issue was my memory formation was shot so I’d go about my day normally without creating any mental record of what I was doing?

The first few months I still only have in snatches and flashes.

Interestingly this is another area I developed experience dealing with (from anterograde amnesia) decades before Covid.

Remember early in my Covid-brain where I'd catch myself in the middle of or witnessing the results of some chore by surprise and...

Remember early in my Covid-brain where I’d catch myself in the middle of or witnessing the results of some chore by surprise and I thought I was “fugueing” but the issue was my memory formation was shot so I’d go about my day normally without creating any mental record of what I was doing?

Tagged: portlandportlandportland

Leaves come in enough to hear the wind rustle through.

Leaves come in enough to hear the wind rustle through.

Tagged: portlandportlandportland

HELP THE COPS ARE AFTER ME FOR TAX EVASION HOW DO I GET THEM OFF MY TRAIL

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HELP THE COPS ARE AFTER ME FOR TAX EVASION HOW DO I GET THEM OFF MY TRAIL

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userplaysminecraft:

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

userplaysminecraft:

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

PITCH OFF YOUR SOUL AND SACRIFICE THE PHYSICAL BODY SO YOU CAN GET TO “HEAVEN”

what if I wanna go to hell though

GET A GIRLFRIEND

already done what’s the next step

SELL YOUR SOUL AGAIN

Tagged: androids dreaming of electric sheep

Me (arriving at my block): see, they know what to do with trees around here also me: you have guerilla trimmed every one of...

Me (arriving at my block): see, they know what to do with trees around here

also me: you have guerilla trimmed every one of these

Tagged: tree trimming like only the little stuff some homeowners made choices they're gonna have to live with

Me (looking in the mirror): I could only pass for Santa Claus like right out of college

Me (looking in the mirror): I could only pass for Santa Claus like right out of college

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight

Guy at the bar was talking about neighborhood decline and I eventually pinned him down to these two parts of the main street...

Guy at the bar was talking about neighborhood decline and I eventually pinned him down to these two parts of the main street where the artsy hobby tenants were kicked out and buildings were wrapped with fences and I was like “oh my god do you not realize that means the owners are done trying to keep the property warm and are actually pushing for redevelopment?”

Tagged: portlandportlandportland

Left a bar to a cover of "The Sounds of Silence" and I've been hearing it as I walk home but whose version? There's...

Left a bar to a cover of “The Sounds of Silence” and I’ve been hearing it as I walk home but whose version? There’s ornamentation I recognize from that version in specific but I left before that part, am I generative AI-style interpolating?

Shazam movie on at this bar and the villain seems to be Amon from the Yakuza games

Shazam movie on at this bar and the villain seems to be Amon from the Yakuza games

Tagged: yakuza shazam

Prescription medication ad on TV that assigns the lists of symptoms to audio and puts "these could be signs of a serious issue...

Prescription medication ad on TV that assigns the lists of symptoms to audio and puts “these could be signs of a serious issue or lead to death” on screen as text, which is striking after observing commercials on the for-bars service channels, and realizing the same for “background wallpaper” channels like cable news, that they’re constructed such that the audio and the visual display are independently complete and redundant

So between whatever tipping reputation preceding me and the new personality vibes charisma enabling someone who spent the last...

So between whatever tipping reputation preceding me and the new personality vibes charisma enabling someone who spent the last decade engaging obligate analytical with the drinks/food service side of Portland, bartenders fucking love me to the point I seriously need to leave allowance for if they pour me a super-strength “for the road” shot gratis when I close out

Picked up a new batch of $6 weed gummy packs because I've found they're great for yard work

Picked up a new batch of $6 weed gummy packs because I’ve found they’re great for yard work

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Jury duty speed run: upon arriving for jury duty, say the words “jury nullification” to the judge, and you will immediately win jury duty. You can just go home, and will recieve no further jury summons, since you’ve already won.

When I was in LA I could have gone up to the Hollywood sign but never did, and uh, well, I'm not capable of regret anymore, but...

When I was in LA I could have gone up to the Hollywood sign but never did, and uh, well, I’m not capable of regret anymore, but even if I was I wouldn’t regret it.

Tagged: kontextmaschine does hollywood

Was starting to roll my eyes at this song for ripping off British Queers classic Oh L'Amour but as it played on I realized it...

Was starting to roll my eyes at this song for ripping off British Queers classic Oh L'Amour but as it played on I realized it was Oh L'Amour.

That song came preinstalled on our 2nd Mac.

Tagged: this is an ad on facebook dot com 2023 vidya

The orange kitty presented...

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The orange kitty presented…