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Anyone know what you have to do to disconnect this connector? Pulling doesn't work. I need to remove the control unit from my...

kontextmaschine:

Anyone know what you have to do to disconnect this connector? Pulling doesn’t work. I need to remove the control unit from my fan so I can replace the pull chain so I can turn it on in the heat.

Ah, no, pulling worked, just had to wiggle a bit.

Anyone know what you have to do to disconnect this connector? Pulling doesn't work. I need to remove the control unit from my...

Anyone know what you have to do to disconnect this connector? Pulling doesn’t work. I need to remove the control unit from my fan so I can replace the pull chain so I can turn it on in the heat.

SimCity should maybe have restricted you to building nuclear power plants on coastlines/rivers, for a cooling source.

SimCity should maybe have restricted you to building nuclear power plants on coastlines/rivers, for a cooling source.

Tagged: simcity

this is the funniest way they couldve phrased this

kushblazer666:

this is the funniest way they couldve phrased this

customer service lego lady is kinda bad 🤤

slygirlboy:

slygirlboy:

slygirlboy:

customer service lego lady is kinda bad 🤤

hold on a sec guys phone call

they are putting me down

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, vatican city should be forced to participate in eurovision

not12001ants:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, vatican city should be forced to participate in eurovision

All the celebrations of Superman as an icon of the immigrant experience as peak Americanness breeze too easily over the part...

All the celebrations of Superman as an icon of the immigrant experience as peak Americanness breeze too easily over the part where he replaces his heritage and relatives with native-born Americans who raise and acculturate him to the American way

Tagged: superman

Tagged: badger the cat

Watching Shazam! (2019) at the bar the other night and the villain introduces himself by grabbing the protagonist (a kid...

Watching Shazam! (2019) at the bar the other night and the villain introduces himself by grabbing the protagonist (a kid magically transformed into an adult superhero), flying up to airliner height, and dropping him.

He’s all freaked out as he falls and closes his eyes before he hits only to open them and find he’s stopped like an inch off the ground and can fly.

And… would that work, invulnerability superpowers aside? Like he’s not in contact with the ground, but going from terminal velocity to 0 instantly at some point applies the same jerk to his body even if the point is one inch higher, right?

Wait, does the body only do its 2 scoop equivalent/day creatine production once I wake up? Cause I've twice for the first uh, 2...

Wait, does the body only do its 2 scoop equivalent/day creatine production once I wake up? Cause I’ve twice for the first uh, 2 times, lately woken up and gotten a bit active before it, and if I stay awake for 30 mins the fatigue relieves a bit

A basic Kontextmaschine rule of thumb for predicting the future is expect a straight-line projection of no trend to hold for...

bambamramfan:

kontextmaschine:

kontextmaschine:

A basic Kontextmaschine rule of thumb for predicting the future is expect a straight-line projection of no trend to hold for more than 7 years

You will notice how many good science fiction novels, however, are essentially “imagine this modern trend continuing on straight-line projection for 30-100 years”

Science fiction author David Brin said that the hardest type of SF to write is medium term 50-100 years in the future. Because for far future scifi you can make up any old thing and world build basically from scratch. For near future scifi, you’re just positing our current world with maybe one major change. But fifty years from now? *Some* things will have changed vastly, and some won’t have changed at all, and you’re likely to get which it is, wrong. Consider the authors in the sixties writing about the twenty-teens. They predict flying cars and basically the same telecommunications infrastructure.

Anyway, you should read his book “Earth” which is what the world looks like fifty years after the invention of the internet.

Where they’re batting black holes around the earth’s core with gravity lasers? I remember that one, one of my favorites, second only to John Varley’s Steel Beach

hey guys i’m going to be taking a break from my mental health to focus on my tumblr

colin-crossing:

hey guys i’m going to be taking a break from my mental health to focus on my tumblr

FMK: the Father, the Son, the Holy Ghost

explodingsilver asked:

FMK: the Father, the Son, the Holy Ghost

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

Fuck: The Father (just for variety)

Marry: The Holy Ghost (matches my sense of humor, and it’d be interesting to learn all his weird lore)

Kill: The Son (based on conventional wisdom)

Tagged: androids dreaming of electric sheep

gonna make a tumblr where i crop AI porn pictures to show the fucked up things happening in the background

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

gonna make a tumblr where i crop AI porn pictures to show the fucked up things happening in the background

locker room combo

Tagged: androids dreaming of electric sheep sexual media

Gotta introduce AI to Amazon search so it can dream up what "Kikwear Shorts" would be and find me the closest thing

kontextmaschine:

Gotta introduce AI to Amazon search so it can dream up what “Kikwear Shorts” would be and find me the closest thing

Really the system as is did a reasonable job of it, though

Gotta introduce AI to Amazon search so it can dream up what "Kikwear Shorts" would be and find me the closest thing

Gotta introduce AI to Amazon search so it can dream up what “Kikwear Shorts” would be and find me the closest thing

Tagged: androids dreaming of electric sheep

Slept late and skipped the coffee today, leading me to suspect it had been not just improving wakefulness but causing...

Slept late and skipped the coffee today, leading me to suspect it had been not just improving wakefulness but causing vasoconstriction that compensated for the blood pressure issues some

So this whole time I've been losing weight there's one type of clothing item where I went up in size, and that's boxers, because...

So this whole time I’ve been losing weight there’s one type of clothing item where I went up in size, and that’s boxers, because my developing waist and thigh muscles were making them tight

A basic Kontextmaschine rule of thumb for predicting the future is expect a straight-line projection of no trend to hold for...

kontextmaschine:

A basic Kontextmaschine rule of thumb for predicting the future is expect a straight-line projection of no trend to hold for more than 7 years

You will notice how many good science fiction novels, however, are essentially “imagine this modern trend continuing on straight-line projection for 30-100 years”

A basic Kontextmaschine rule of thumb for predicting the future is expect a straight-line projection of no trend to hold for...

A basic Kontextmaschine rule of thumb for predicting the future is expect a straight-line projection of no trend to hold for more than 7 years

Tagged: counting eggs