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Swifties acting like this is the first time Taylor has done anything wrong as if she wasn't responsible for a 50% rise in horse...

dreg-heap:

dreg-heap:

dreg-heap:

Swifties acting like this is the first time Taylor has done anything wrong as if she wasn’t responsible for a 50% rise in horse euthanasia in Pennsylvania from 2002-2007

The fact that she was able to get what she did to those horses classified as euthanasia is bad enough

Tagged: taylor swift pennsylvania

i get that you’re being facetious but jerma isn’t really famous just for existing; he’s famous for being a performance artist

Anonymous asked:

i get that you’re being facetious but jerma isn’t really famous just for existing; he’s famous for being a performance artist

so he commits verbs while existing

Yeah, still preparing the backyard. Gotta: Chop up and compress down the last loose twig-end branches into what's kinda a wood...

Yeah, still preparing the backyard. Gotta:

  • Chop up and compress down the last loose twig-end branches into what’s kinda a wood shrapnel to use as a top layer in filling in the Blueberry Hill “dugout”
  • Drag my weight bench up from the basement, the weights are already out there.
  • Smash up some broken ceramic flowerpots onto chips to mix into soil to adjust drainage
  • Dig up every bit of a clover before it starts flowering, pitch the pulled stuff in a bucket, fill it with water overnight, tomorrow use the wet cleaned green debris to build the ramp into the Blueberry Hill dugout and dump the muddy water into the sandy ditch so it deposits and starts solidifying
  • Mow the grass, dump the clippings on Blueberry Hill wood fill

And then after it’s photographed still

  • Transplant annuals into pots from beds that’ll be redone away
  • Split some wood that’s drying cracked for firewood
  • Assemble a wood rack

Tagged: gardening groundskeeping

Yeah, did the math, def. should end up at "average side of slim", even if I have another echo just as strong as last one before...

kontextmaschine:

Yeah, did the math, def. should end up at “average side of slim”, even if I have another echo just as strong as last one before I finish the 4-scoop phase that’ll only take me to core “slim” (assuming my sense of the transition between all phases, and sub-phases between “fat” and “skinny” represents equivalent amounts of fat)

Now if I got an equally strong echo before I cleared 4, and then another one before I cleared 2, which is pretty much the toughest possible route, I’d end up at “the skinny side of slim”, that’s the kind of situation I might start taking weight gainer (at least in 5 more months where the recovery obviates even my 2 naturally produced scoops worth of creatine and I actually have a surplus to dedicate to fat storage again). I mean you come off the hardest cut I’ve ever heard, you start bulking

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight

Yeah, did the math, def. should end up at "average side of slim", even if I have another echo just as strong as last one before...

Yeah, did the math, def. should end up at “average side of slim”, even if I have another echo just as strong as last one before I finish the 4-scoop phase that’ll only take me to core “slim” (assuming my sense of the transition between all phases, and sub-phases between “fat” and “skinny” represents equivalent amounts of fat)

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight

im going to lose my mind why is he doing the fucking pose

coughloop:

im going to lose my mind why is he doing the fucking pose

I cannot overexplain how anarchists seem to think you can safely rig makeshift bullshit like yes I have no doubt that someone...

ptsilenthillremaster:

daloy-politsey:

log6:

I cannot overexplain how anarchists seem to think you can safely rig makeshift bullshit like yes I have no doubt that someone with experience and the appropriate lab could produce a chemical but instead it’s always some stupid shit with plastic tubing and cut up milk jugs literal meth lab style drug manufacturing. Heating apparatuses as likely to explode into flaming liquid and shrapnel as they are to warm someone’s hands. Rarely a second thought for the entire practice of engineering, or material sciences, or chemistry, or manufacturing, or any of the dozens of disciplines which we have as a society spent centuries refining. And no appreciation for the extremely tangible benefits of standardization and mechanization. There is a reason we have people who design processes, and people who build machinery to execute those processes rapidly, exactly, and reliably. Inconsistency is not something you can afford when people’s lives are on the line, delays are not something you can afford when people need consistency of care. The immediate critical future of entire sectors of your community cannot hinge on improvisations.

This post makes me want to go live in the woods and shoot arrows at people like OP when they try to interact with me

every time I see your dumbass comment I have to walk back and look at your tags because they really just are the icing on the cake

Wide wingspan, low-radar signature solar-powered "air mine" drone that uses glider soaring techniques to take a Sidewinder up to...

Wide wingspan, low-radar signature solar-powered “air mine” drone that uses glider soaring techniques to take a Sidewinder up to cruising altitude and loiter along major flight corridors waiting for a target

Percentage of the population which lives in the capital city! by dach_maps

mapsontheweb:

Percentage of the population which lives in the capital city!

by dach_maps

Everyone in Vatican City, San Marino, and Monaco lives there. Fair enough.

Tagged: geography

Oh god, box wine uses a new tap that's more airtight – sounds great, right? – but it means that this red that's really too...

Oh god, box wine uses a new tap that’s more airtight – sounds great, right? – but it means that this red that’s really too tannic used to decant and soften in the bag in the hours after you unsealed it but now it just stays like that

nmpositive:

thevaultoftheatomicspaceage:

LEGO-ass Control Panel

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

doggirlhen:

aroacexuemeng:

not the twitter migrants putting “reblog heavy” in their bios on here… like yeah. that’s what we do here

the heavy weapons guy from tf2ALT

reblog heavy

Tagged: tumblrtumblrtumblr it's social media

this is why society is in ruins

importantandunavoidable:

importantandunavoidable:

this is why society is in ruins

sorry why is this the THIRD result for “gentle sex”

Tagged: sexual media

Hail some new bros in the neighborhood walking to the basketball courts, vibe that they register me as more senior than peer,...

Hail some new bros in the neighborhood walking to the basketball courts, vibe that they register me as more senior than peer, grumble a bit “the hell, those weren’t kids just out of college”, realize that I am a 40-year old man with a house, I’m gonna register as older to 28-year-olds too

t0d4y 1 5p3nt 0v3r f0ur h0ur5 3rp1n9 1nt3rr8c1a1 NTR w1th 4n 345t 93rm4n f3m4n0n. though actually most of it was cute awkward...

Anonymous asked:

t0d4y 1 5p3nt 0v3r f0ur h0ur5 3rp1n9 1nt3rr8c1a1 NTR w1th 4n 345t 93rm4n f3m4n0n.

though actually most of it was cute awkward vanilla first time stuff.

German reunification fanfic about the FRG cucking the USSR

Tagged: deutschland sexual media

Goblin Sightings in the United States as of 2023

divibee:

snugwarms:

mapsontheweb:

Goblin Sightings in the United States as of 2023

If you’re a celebrity just for existing I bet Vegas is convenient for all the direct flights to places to exist.

akiya-kageichi          -          https://twitter.com/Akiya_kageichi

theartofanimation:

akiya-kageichi          -          https://twitter.com/Akiya_kageichi

He’s not doing a Yoshitaka Amano style – the linework’s distinctly different and he’s busy instead of trailing off into watercolor – but there’s definitely influences in color and composition

Tagged: yoshitaka amano

Mafia movie about the overwhelming share of historical mafia work that was like, making rounds to settle with all the store...

Mafia movie about the overwhelming share of historical mafia work that was like, making rounds to settle with all the store clerks you had running numbers and pinball machines for you and generally being the underworld version of a ward heeler

Tagged: karafuto and friends