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"Brussels" is the Germanic way of spelling "Bruxelles", huh?

kontextmaschine:

“Brussels” is the Germanic way of spelling “Bruxelles”, huh?

Also I love that it’s the EU capital on account of being convenient to France, Germany, and England in the middle of basically “Miscellaneous: The Country”,

"Brussels" is the Germanic way of spelling "Bruxelles", huh?

“Brussels” is the Germanic way of spelling “Bruxelles”, huh?

Happy Memorial Day! (thanks for dying in all the wars, I guess)

Happy Memorial Day!

(thanks for dying in all the wars, I guess)

Tagged: holidays

Lot easier to pinch and massage my shoulders between fingers now

kontextmaschine:

Lot easier to pinch and massage my shoulders between fingers now

Weird thing of losing so much weight that the body suddenly feels all these little ways I remember from childhood but haven’t felt since.

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight

Lot easier to pinch and massage my shoulders between fingers now

Lot easier to pinch and massage my shoulders between fingers now

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight

Only one more lumpy layer of fat between the skin and muscle where the upper roll of belly fat was, but the lower one's...

Only one more lumpy layer of fat between the skin and muscle where the upper roll of belly fat was, but the lower one’s retaining some mass as a spare tire.

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight

my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let...

lordgroose:

my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”

my life is a joke

kushblazer666:

I had to stop using tiktok because the algorithm thinks I'm a divorced man and my fyp is nothing but shit like this

wizardofgaysex:

I had to stop using tiktok because the algorithm thinks I’m a divorced man and my fyp is nothing but shit like this

Tagged: it's social media status: DIVORCED

yknow i, too, am generating letters in the most algorithmically probable order

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

muck-raker:

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

himejoshikomaeda:

yknow i, too, am generating letters in the most algorithmically probable order

*narrows eyes*

is that so

what’s the most algorithmically probable letter for you to generate next?

🔥🔥🔥

Tagged: androids dreaming of electric sheep

dr. crusher off the shits

deepspicnine:

dr. crusher off the shits

Yeah gave up on the taking one creatine scoop at night; it made me less peak for afternoon yard work and didn't really make...

Yeah gave up on the taking one creatine scoop at night; it made me less peak for afternoon yard work and didn’t really make waking much better, its real effect was focused between taking it and bed which is my wind-down time anyway

Kindergarten Cop opens with such an early-90s mall sequence

kontextmaschine:

kontextmaschine:

Kindergarten Cop opens with such an early-90s mall sequence

Ahnold doing the trenchcoat-shotgun-little black sunglasses SNES Shadowrun thing

Also the explicit Astoria, Oregon setting and shots of that jet in the Alaska livery make for a surprising level of Cascadianness

Tagged: cascadia kindergarten cop

I am constantly getting up, putting in my contacts and taking my creatine, sitting down and starting to eat my breakfast,...

I am constantly getting up, putting in my contacts and taking my creatine, sitting down and starting to eat my breakfast, looking out the window feeling just fine before I realize that I had just gone to bed like 7 hours ago and going “what the fuck?” before I remember I only sleep 6 hours now

Yesterday Badger did his come-in-the-window-meowing-to-show-off-his-latest-rodent-trophy-and-get-praised-and-rewarded thing and...

Yesterday Badger did his come-in-the-window-meowing-to-show-off-his-latest-rodent-trophy-and-get-praised-and-rewarded thing and showed off a rye potato chip

Tagged: badger the cat

Ah man, the silk sheets such a key upgrade

Ah man, the silk sheets such a key upgrade

the funniest fucking thing about how AI has overtaken the internet as a form of cheaply produced SEO-friendly fodder is that...

bitterlush:

the funniest fucking thing about how AI has overtaken the internet as a form of cheaply produced SEO-friendly fodder is that when i google “drinking a fifth of vodka in one night” all the top google results link to articles that say things like this

Tagged: androids dreaming of electric sheep 2023

Well, I suppose it's hardly out of character for her to charge for her company, but if Aella's going to take her Twitter premium...

Well, I suppose it’s hardly out of character for her to charge for her company, but if Aella’s going to take her Twitter premium I wish there was an option to just see the free tweets and the algorithm’s riffs keyed off her account without getting all the pay tweets greyed out as teasers.

Kindergarten Cop opens with such an early-90s mall sequence

kontextmaschine:

Kindergarten Cop opens with such an early-90s mall sequence

Ahnold doing the trenchcoat-shotgun-little black sunglasses SNES Shadowrun thing

Tagged: shadowrun kindergarten cop

Kindergarten Cop opens with such an early-90s mall sequence

Kindergarten Cop opens with such an early-90s mall sequence