Just saw a couple walking down the woodchip path in a direction from which I cannot imagine what possible set of circumstances left them carrying a clamshell of half-eaten food
Like they would have to come from a very specific two-block radius seven blocks away on their way to meeting friends in a park or at their house in a very specific two-block radius another 8 blocks away and stop for food at one of two places on the way for the route to make any sense
Just saw a couple walking down the woodchip path in a direction from which I cannot imagine what possible set of circumstances left them carrying a clamshell of half-eaten food
Oh, I now realize that 8th case “fatigue doesn’t clear” symptom might be that “post-exertional malaise” they talk about. Fortunately it showed up so late in the game it only really mattered for 3 weeks and then 2 more on the 9th-case echo
After I split the basement off the laundry stuff is gonna live in the back of the garage, and I just realized this means it’s gonna make most sense to actually put up an outdoor clothesline (!) in the upper backyard for the sheets to dry
oh, this giant book i’m gently hover-handing in the crook of my leathery old arm? this giant book?? that’s called the holy bible, and it’s why your elephant is about to become a French citizen
imagine if they got signifier and signified mixed up on the ballots next year and instead of electing a new guy they just end up changing joe bidens name 🤣
The terrible Gollum game is only the beginning, folks. The Hobbit enters the US public domain in just a little less than ten years, so the current rights-holders are going to be trying to squeeze every last bit of profit they can out of the little fucker before he becomes free to use. You have no idea what’s coming.
So I only remember that March is the 3rd month ‘cause of my birthday and that September is the 9th 'cause of 9/11, January, February, and December are automatically calculated when I think of them, but all else I have to count from those two.
Alright, the bottom edge of the stomach, whose becoming fully solid I counted as signaling the “True Overweight” phase is getting firm, while the other sides substantially already are; the stomach being fully encapsulated in shell might be the sign for “Average Side of Overweight” before long. Also the old top roll of fat is now so thinned you can’t really grab any of it and the sides are shrinking in, leaving a narrower “spare tire” of any plushness at the old lower roll.
