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Weird thing is the early-2000s renaissance seems to include a renaissance of the VH1-ass, played-it-on-'90s-alternative-radio...

Weird thing is the early-2000s renaissance seems to include a renaissance of the VH1-ass, played-it-on-‘90s-alternative-radio '80s stuff we actually grew up with, not just the stuff we were showing off as an influence at the time

memes from an alternate universe

play-now-my-lord:

memes from an alternate universe

Alright went to the public pool and realized that movement in water was another one of those things I had totally lost muscle...

Alright went to the public pool and realized that movement in water was another one of those things I had totally lost muscle memory for: not just swimming was reduced to gross muscle movement + remembered instructions and secondhand memories but walking in water too, the entire experience of water felt different than I remember – like high-frequency Jello? – for half an hour until I stopped consciously parsing the smallest eddies and just felt them enough to subconsciously process.

Tagged: kontextmaschine does rehab

I s2g Anne McCaffrey must have mixed up her How to Write Romantic Fantasy and How to Write Romance Novels notes at some point

kontextmaschine:

kontextmaschine:

I s2g Anne McCaffrey must have mixed up her How to Write Romantic Fantasy and How to Write Romance Novels notes at some point

Like, something you can see reflected in how the female protagonists relate to men in the Pern, Talents (which does not get nearly enough attention for being all late-‘70s incest-“gifted” ESP special children when the core novels were published in the early 90s), and especially Crystal Singer series is that before she was a big-name author she had been a fixture of institutional SFF fandom and as her publishing career took off at the start of the '70s she divorced her husband and moved to Ireland.

Anne McCaffrey is absolutely a writer of romantic fantasy romance novels for women who got divorced in the early '70s and the daughters they hope won’t have to.

Yeah I’ve read a lot of Anne McCaffrey. I was a hyperlexic 11-year-old with a library card, and if a lot of its really YA, I was 11! And if a lot of was really women’s YA, I had a really femme tweenhood, ok? (I also read a lot of the Babysitters’ Club books.)

Eventually I was reading one of the Pern books and a plot development so unsurprised me I was like “wait have I read this one before?” but realized I’d just read enough to fully internalize her authorial voice and stopped hitting up that shelf at the library.

Tagged: anne mccaffrey

I s2g Anne McCaffrey must have mixed up her How to Write Romantic Fantasy and How to Write Romance Novels notes at some point

kontextmaschine:

I s2g Anne McCaffrey must have mixed up her How to Write Romantic Fantasy and How to Write Romance Novels notes at some point

Like, something you can see reflected in how the female protagonists relate to men in the Pern, Talents (which does not get nearly enough attention for being all late-‘70s incest-“gifted” ESP special children when the core novels were published in the early 90s), and especially Crystal Singer series is that before she was a big-name author she had been a fixture of institutional SFF fandom and as her publishing career took off at the start of the '70s she divorced her husband and moved to Ireland.

Anne McCaffrey is absolutely a writer of romantic fantasy romance novels for women who got divorced in the early '70s and the daughters they hope won’t have to.

Tagged: anne mccaffrey pulp fiction

Do you ever post progress pictures of yourself from your loses weight and gets built journeys?

Anonymous asked:

Do you ever post progress pictures of yourself from your loses weight and gets built journeys?

I think I’ll at least do one when I hit the middle of “True Normie” state but I kind of like it being just my impressions, if I posted about my experience of living in my body and posted a picture this is the internet, people would argue with my personal experience of my body on the basis of the picture and it would be irritating.

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight kontextmaschine gets built

The deposits of fat on my lower back adjacent to both my ass and hips have disappeared.

The deposits of fat on my lower back adjacent to both my ass and hips have disappeared.

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight

Gay women are allowed to do whatever

mountaindewmajormelon:

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smindersonfan:

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Gay women are allowed to do whatever

“she blew up a planet” okay and? your homophobia is showing

Lesbians can’t blow up the planet, that’s evil. No MATTER their sexual orientation.

No it’s fine

another great post sent directly from god

Tagged: lesbian space atrocities

adhesion:

Learning about fucked up Taco Bell menu items

radiofreederry:

Learning about fucked up Taco Bell menu items

the-real-skeletor:

yeahiwasintheshit:

FINGERS IN HIS ASS SUNDAY

grecoromanyaoi:

So my major tree-trimming lesson for this year is that spring growth (from overwinter root reserves) causes long, adventurous...

So my major tree-trimming lesson for this year is that spring growth (from overwinter root reserves) causes long, adventurous solo shoots but summer growth (from locally collected sunlight) causes bushier fractal growth, but available water is a limiting factor in both cases.

So in areas with rainy springs, after you thin out a canopy it’s important to keep the tree watered through summer so the holes opened up are filled in by adjacent branches poofing out rather than just new spring-growth branches from lower down.

Tagged: tree trimming

How did you pick the house? And how did you get a house

Anonymous asked:

How did you pick the house? And how did you get a house

I had a sense of how the city would develop and of the general area I thought would get good but was not yet (or in general obvious that it would to other homeowners/buyers)

Went through a realtor that assessed my expressed interest and selected open houses to go to from that, though Karafuto was actually something I found on Zillow three blocks away from one of our tours and had us look at.

Tagged: karafuto

Leaf colors aren't changing, but having sat in this windowside chair year round for a while I can tell you there's definitely...

Leaf colors aren’t changing, but having sat in this windowside chair year round for a while I can tell you there’s definitely more dry rattle in their rustling now

Alright, it's gonna be a hundred and fucking five degrees tomorrow, so that's not gonna be a topsoil day either.

kontextmaschine:

Alright, it’s gonna be a hundred and fucking five degrees tomorrow, so that’s not gonna be a topsoil day either.

::guy who’s really proud of how well he picked a low-key amazing house location voice:: Good thing there’s a public pool in the close-by park.

Tagged: karafuto and friends

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series...

hypotheticalpeople:

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

college-aged obama portraying himself as bisexual in an effort to attract artsy girls is the funniest thing i’ve read all week

duncebento:

junkratsadstuck:

junkratsadstuck:

college-aged obama portraying himself as bisexual in an effort to attract artsy girls is the funniest thing i’ve read all week

LIST OF MEN WHO HAVE TRIED AND FAILED TO BE BISEXUAL:

  • barack obama
  • misha collins
  • travis mcelroy

Tagged: barack obama

Alright, it's gonna be a hundred and fucking five degrees tomorrow, so that's not gonna be a topsoil day either.

Alright, it’s gonna be a hundred and fucking five degrees tomorrow, so that’s not gonna be a topsoil day either.

Tagged: portlandportlandportland

Ah, I see, in an age of above-ground hot tub units an in-ground custom one is called a spa, okay. In my pre-above-ground youth...

Ah, I see, in an age of above-ground hot tub units an in-ground custom one is called a spa, okay. In my pre-above-ground youth “hot tub”, “Jacuzzi”, and “whirlpool” were interchangeable for in-ground ones and a spa was a commercial facility for all-around luxury pampering.