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My last mania was early February, and I'm on a 6 month cycle so next should be around August, so I think what I'm feeling rn is...

My last mania was early February, and I’m on a 6 month cycle so next should be around August, so I think what I’m feeling rn is my mood’s bottomed out and it’s heading back up.

Tagged: that was kind of a damp squib of a mania I got all excited ready for it to arrive but then realized that excitement HAD BEEN the mania

Looking at my CBD+CBN gummies for sleep, and like, old stoner hippies may have been tedious but weed really has replaced less...

Looking at my CBD+CBN gummies for sleep, and like, old stoner hippies may have been tedious but weed really has replaced less effective pharmaceutical medications with more side effects

Tagged: cannabis

I can never take Americans who fetshize yoga and ashrams and Ayurveda and Hindu spiritualism shit in general seriously because...

tongueofgod:

kontextmaschine:

plum-soup:

I can never take Americans who fetshize yoga and ashrams and Ayurveda and Hindu spiritualism shit in general seriously because if you Google basically any prominent yogi in India you will almost always find them saying some absolutely absurd/fucked up shit. There’s another yogi in India who opem discusses exterminating Muslims. Like I can’t square this reality with the “peace and love” image that Americans (honestly non-American white westerners are even worse I think, like europeans/israelis/aussies) have of India and yoga and Hinduism in their head. Like talk about rose colored glasses lmao

Having India on the internet has been fascinating for getting to see (often) English-speaking cultures that have just not internalized “modern” norms against cheerfully celebrating like, rape, or exterminatory social cleansing.

what a strange strange thing to say.

Like, you could grant arguendo all the feminist stuff about America having a “rape culture” – the pre-Take Back The Night frat party and ‘80s teen house party scenes really were “become debilitated on alcohol and experience sexual contact pre-marked as valid before any issue of consent” as a young adult norm.

I don’t have a sense of how much it manifests in real life – respected elders’ sexual abuse of the young is often covered up! – but Japanese pop culture often has some sympathetic idealization of the dirty old man.

The UK had Benny Hill!

But still, since the late nineties, if I ever see someone on the Internet just reminiscing about stranger or acquaintance rape in a casual tone, like as if they were talking about this one time they played a pickup game of basketball and it wasn’t even like Their One Basketball Story, it is always, always, without exception, some Indian guy talking about village girls or aunties or tight choots or something.

I can never take Americans who fetshize yoga and ashrams and Ayurveda and Hindu spiritualism shit in general seriously because...

plum-soup:

I can never take Americans who fetshize yoga and ashrams and Ayurveda and Hindu spiritualism shit in general seriously because if you Google basically any prominent yogi in India you will almost always find them saying some absolutely absurd/fucked up shit. There’s another yogi in India who opem discusses exterminating Muslims. Like I can’t square this reality with the “peace and love” image that Americans (honestly non-American white westerners are even worse I think, like europeans/israelis/aussies) have of India and yoga and Hinduism in their head. Like talk about rose colored glasses lmao

Having India on the internet has been fascinating for getting to see (often) English-speaking cultures that have just not internalized “modern” norms against cheerfully celebrating like, rape, or exterminatory social cleansing.

Big part of maturity has been realizing that the only Doonesbury character worth emulating is Zonker, which is why I've spent...

Big part of maturity has been realizing that the only Doonesbury character worth emulating is Zonker, which is why I’ve spent the last half-decade getting stoned, going outside shirtless, and communing with plants

Tagged: doonesbury

how are you 40 years old and not know how stainless steelcookware works stainless means it won't fucking rust not that you can't...

Anonymous asked:

how are you 40 years old and not know how stainless steelcookware works

stainless means it won't fucking rust not that you can't polymerize oil into it

My mother leaned in to the housewife domestic martyrdom and kept kitchen work to herself, then they skipped me to “Computer 2” in middle school because they thought I was smart (it was really a typing sequence and I didn’t know how to type) and that screwed up the rest of my (not really) elective cycle so I never had Home Ec, since then I guess my pans were either coated or cast-iron?

Tagged: stainless steel

i've grown up learning that stainless steel is called so because it is resistant to rust and oxidation. it can still very much...

Anonymous asked:

i've grown up learning that stainless steel is called so because it is resistant to rust and oxidation. it can still very much be stained by other things.

I can see why that would be the criteria that makes for the important, standard type of steel encountered in end-user applications, but couldn’t they have called it “rustproof steel”, or “rustless steel”, like Harry Brearley did? Or “chromium steel”, like how Billy Joel fits the meter in Allentown?

Tagged: stainless steel

I could believe all these people are [tumblr] users, at least

I could believe all these people are [tumblr] users, at least

Tagged: tumblrtumblrtumblr tumblr live

Tried wearing my glasses, got the sensation that "it's too summery for these frames!" Uh, okay

Tried wearing my glasses, got the sensation that “it’s too summery for these frames!” Uh, okay

Tagged: like are these fucking fall leaves and lit major scarf glasses? no maybe they're hot older guy DATING a lot major glasses hmm in fall though

>get fry pan >my first pan without nonstick coating! >stainless steel! >use it >it stains

kontextmaschine:

>get fry pan

>my first pan without nonstick coating!

>stainless steel!

>use it

>it stains

kudos to everyone who recommended Bar Keeper’s Friend, but even with that it took several rounds of hard scrubbing with heavy grade steel wool

Like my whole life I thought it was weird always hearing about “stainless steel” and if it had turned out this was the regular version in action I would be like “ohhhhh”, but this is stainless steel!

Tagged: stainless steel

Actually kind of wild that since my childhood watching reruns of the original turn-of-the-70s series, Scooby-Doo has been a...

kontextmaschine:

Actually kind of wild that since my childhood watching reruns of the original turn-of-the-70s series, Scooby-Doo has been a constant and periodically more prominent presence in American popular culture

Like, those kids would be in their early seventies today. They would have gone through several dogs after Scooby.

Tagged: scooby doo

Actually kind of wild that since my childhood watching reruns of the original turn-of-the-70s series, Scooby-Doo has been a...

Actually kind of wild that since my childhood watching reruns of the original turn-of-the-70s series, Scooby-Doo has been a constant and periodically more prominent presence in American popular culture

Tagged: scooby doo

well what is the fucking point then.

fluffysheeple:

well what is the fucking point then.

Tagged: tumblrtumblrtumblr

Yeah, I think I called the "average side of overweight" well (from the previous transition from "fat side of overweight" to...

Yeah, I think I called the “average side of overweight” well (from the previous transition from “fat side of overweight” to “plain overweight” I’d realized to hold off another week or two to fully settle in), feeling my torso up to then was a process of it getting less bad, but now it’s affirmatively better every day

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight

Yeah, this isn't the thinnest I've ever been, but it's thin enough to definitely notice this is the most muscular I've ever...

Yeah, this isn’t the thinnest I’ve ever been, but it’s thin enough to definitely notice this is the most muscular I’ve ever been.

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight

Spider-Verse reminding the MCU that a big comics team-up isn't about the object-level plot and villain, it's about getting all...

Spider-Verse reminding the MCU that a big comics team-up isn’t about the object-level plot and villain, it’s about getting all the good guys to fight each other over some misunderstanding in the middle third

Tagged: across the spiderverse

Rearranging the kitchen so the fridge-prep-oven sequence flows whether "oven" is the stove, microwave, or toaster oven while...

Rearranging the kitchen so the fridge-prep-oven sequence flows whether “oven” is the stove, microwave, or toaster oven while maximizing use of all counters and outlets, have kinda mastered this kitchen just in time to contribute real insight to its remodeling

Tagged: karafuto

Kind of a shame no one tried to revive the RealPlayer brand for streaming.

Kind of a shame no one tried to revive the RealPlayer brand for streaming.

Tagged: web 1.0

Having this particular chair to sit in proving a really big year-over-year improvement this spring.

Having this particular chair to sit in proving a really big year-over-year improvement this spring.

Tagged: karafuto

Okay, I figured a better way to phrase it: The '90s, when straight men first picked up anal sex from gays but mistook the...

Okay, I figured a better way to phrase it:

The ‘90s, when straight men first picked up anal sex from gays but mistook the defining thing as “the guy fucks his partner in the ass” and not “the guy’s partner fucks him in the ass”

Tagged: 90s90s90s