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tigbiddygandalf:

One of my hoped-for legacies is people feel comfortable addressing unknown bartenders as "bātzan", as a corruption of the...

official-torfmoor:

kontextmaschine:

One of my hoped-for legacies is people feel comfortable addressing unknown bartenders as “bātzan”, as a corruption of the Japanese Bātendā-san

You do surprisingly little animeposting for how much of a weaboo you are.

I honestly stopped following things after KareKano

Honestly the way I predict the future mostly works by letting go of my consciousness to a degree I've grown better at...

kontextmaschine:

Honestly the way I predict the future mostly works by letting go of my consciousness to a degree I’ve grown better at maintaining function in the face of, and (without the sleep-mediated difficulty in writing new memories) dreaming possible futures and then after-the-fact evaluating them, in a way that honestly hearing about AI generation reminds me of, that’s kinda where my “#androids dreaming of electric sheep” tag was coming from

I mean the thing is that was exactly what Paul did for the fourth fifth of Dune

Tagged: dune

It's nice that I effectively have an infinite budget for anything that can be bought in green bills Like that's another angle...

It’s nice that I effectively have an infinite budget for anything that can be bought in green bills

Like that’s another angle that makes me feel weird about my fantasia of late: don’t try this at home, because you can’t.

(I mostly just tip $22 instead of $12 and order top-shelf whiskey shots sometimes)

Honestly the way I predict the future mostly works by letting go of my consciousness to a degree I've grown better at...

Honestly the way I predict the future mostly works by letting go of my consciousness to a degree I’ve grown better at maintaining function in the face of, and (without the sleep-mediated difficulty in writing new memories) dreaming possible futures and then after-the-fact evaluating them, in a way that honestly hearing about AI generation reminds me of, that’s kinda where my “#androids dreaming of electric sheep” tag was coming from

Also to anyone complaining about countries devoting resources to this sub, the US maintains deep sea capabilities for reasons of...

kontextmaschine:

kontextmaschine:

Also to anyone complaining about countries devoting resources to this sub, the US maintains deep sea capabilities for reasons of state, which includes deep sea rescue capabilities mostly relating to the SLBM leg of the nuclear triad, this was a free practice scenario and like, enrichment for those guys.

Like Air Force SERE and search & rescue, a lot of this isn’t really justified in terms of per-incident return on investment, but by affecting combatants’ senses of the lethality of defeat it changes their payoff matrices in ways that minimize principal-agent problems.

Same as the Great Ghost Dance or General Butt Naked convincing warriors they had magical protection from the enemy, or Japanese, Christian, or Islamic ideas of death at war as an honor bringing afterlife rewards (with chaplains embedded with armies to reinforce the sense of protection against ultimate annihilation), or even a lot of the function of battlefield medics in an explosive age (from a government perspective a multiple amputee soldier is just as much a total loss as a dead one, and costs for ongoing care besides) – shifting some margin of your forces’ energies from self-protection to mission success is huge

I 100% first heard about the Great Ghost Dance via the Shadowrun sequel.

Tagged: shadowrun great ghost dance amhist

One of my hoped-for legacies is people feel comfortable addressing unknown bartenders as "bātzan", as a corruption of the...

One of my hoped-for legacies is people feel comfortable addressing unknown bartenders as “bātzan”, as a corruption of the Japanese Bātendā-san

Tagged: nihongo

Maybe it was growing up in a "favored quarter" suburb, but if you got into a little old lady's house when I was a young kid at...

Maybe it was growing up in a “favored quarter” suburb, but if you got into a little old lady’s house when I was a young kid at the turn of the ‘90s there was a shocking probability she had a multi-instrument synthesizer keyboard unit in there, somehow leveraging the organ as a precedent for instrumental emulation for church ladies

Tagged: same as it ever was

My stomach is still fairly bulbous but I am now completely comfortable wearing thin shirts that are so short as to expose slices...

My stomach is still fairly bulbous but I am now completely comfortable wearing thin shirts that are so short as to expose slices of the bitty edge of its bottom around others; my mental sense of myself the whole time was actually fatter than this and the old personality had developed the ability to talk his way past it in compensation

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight

The hipster cosplayers kinda overbroad in their scope: you are going for "Cha Cha Cha in Echo Park, 2006" but I can tell you...

The hipster cosplayers kinda overbroad in their scope: you are going for “Cha Cha Cha in Echo Park, 2006” but I can tell you from personal experience they were not playing fucking Weezer singles.

Actually you know what given this crowd maybe that should be my standard offer: hit me up when you're passing through town and...

Actually you know what given this crowd maybe that should be my standard offer: hit me up when you’re passing through town and we’ll go to the CIA airfield Air & Space Museum and see the Spruce Goose, a Blackbird, and a Titan II!

If it’s summer and you don’t have to get back on the road that day we can go to the attached waterpark!

Tagged: portlandportlandportland

Yes, I can see how the Negroni is an attempt to make a casual whiskey drink

kontextmaschine:

kontextmaschine:

Yes, I can see how the Negroni is an attempt to make a casual whiskey drink

“You can almost for a second imagine you’re drinking the clear liquor drink that would make sense here!”

Wait, that’s gin? Absolutely no excuse for tasting like that.

Also to anyone complaining about countries devoting resources to this sub, the US maintains deep sea capabilities for reasons of...

flashram:

aorish-deactivated20251222:

kontextmaschine:

kontextmaschine:

Also to anyone complaining about countries devoting resources to this sub, the US maintains deep sea capabilities for reasons of state, which includes deep sea rescue capabilities mostly relating to the SLBM leg of the nuclear triad, this was a free practice scenario and like, enrichment for those guys.

Like Air Force SERE and search & rescue, a lot of this isn’t really justified in terms of per-incident return on investment, but by affecting combatants’ senses of the lethality of defeat it changes their payoff matrices in ways that minimize principal-agent problems.

Same as the Great Ghost Dance or General Butt Naked convincing warriors they had magical protection from the enemy, or Japanese, Christian, or Islamic ideas of death at war as an honor bringing afterlife rewards (with chaplains embedded with armies to reinforce the sense of protection against ultimate annihilation), or even a lot of the function of battlefield medics in an explosive age (from a government perspective a multiple amputee soldier is just as much a total loss as a dead one, and costs for ongoing care besides) – shifting some margin of your forces’ energies from self-protection to mission success is huge

US Navy detected implosion on Sunday and relayed information to search efforts, official says

From CNN's Oren Liebermann

The US Navy detected an acoustic signature consistent with an implosion on Sunday in the general area where the Titan submersible was diving in the North Atlantic when it lost communication with its support ship, according to a senior Navy official.

The Navy immediately relayed that information to the on-scene commanders leading the search effort, the official said Thursday, adding that information was used to narrow down the area of the search.

But the sound of the implosion was determined to be “not definitive,” the official said, and the multinational efforts to find the submersible continued as a search and rescue effort.ALT

In support of this, the US Navy seems to have known that the sub was lost almost immediately after it happened. Presumably “the sound was not definitive” because they wanted an excuse for a training exercise, but the fact that they used the location of the sound to narrow the search area somewhat reveals how little they were planning on finding anyone alive.

Sorta baffled they knew they were dead instantly but just let the media run their little countdowns and whatnot

“They deserve a little Balloon Boy style media circus, as a treat”

Talking head enrichment

They might not want to draw attention to the fact that the Cold War combatants still have the depths of all the oceans in the world under constant surveillance

gray-firearms:

synechthry:

Tagged: donald trump

i think one of my favorite ancient greek words is ψυχαγογέω, ‘to lead souls, to drag souls’, because it is both used for hermes...

chelidon:

i think one of my favorite ancient greek words is ψυχαγογέω, ‘to lead souls, to drag souls’, because it is both used for hermes leading the shades of the dead to the underworld but also for that incredible empathic bond that is created between the artist and the public during the (oral, in this case, but not only) performance, the moment in which the artist reaches the ὓψος, the sublime and is thus capable of ‘dragging the souls’ of the public in one great collective emotional experience

fake-destiel-news:

the destiel meme: cas says: I love you; dean says: Logitech is Sui g oceangate after their stocks plummeted because the controller for the imploded submarine was a Logitech controllerALT

I can’t see them ending up that high in the creditors’ queue.

Tagged: oceangate

Yes, I can see how the Negroni is an attempt to make a casual whiskey drink

kontextmaschine:

Yes, I can see how the Negroni is an attempt to make a casual whiskey drink

“You can almost for a second imagine you’re drinking the clear liquor drink that would make sense here!”

Yes, I can see how the Negroni is an attempt to make a casual whiskey drink

Yes, I can see how the Negroni is an attempt to make a casual whiskey drink

Riven: The Sequel to Myst (1997) Riding the tram

jiskblr:

never-obsolete:

Riven: The Sequel to Myst (1997)
Riding the tram

Behold: the reason why it’s taken 25 years to get a remake of Riven

My theory is that they lost the masters that they created this animation from. And this seems like a royal bitch to recreate in higher definition from scratch.

I knew several people who would make this kind of thing for shits & giggles over a weekend almost a decade before Source Filmmaker came out.

Like, I always used to plan too long-term, in Spiderweb games (Exile/Avernum) I'd always clear out the first goblin caves and...

kontextmaschine:

kontextmaschine:

Like, I always used to plan too long-term, in Spiderweb games (Exile/Avernum) I’d always clear out the first goblin caves and keep going back to pick up every least valuable loot, like the rocks that weren’t even ranged equippable until after Nethergate, to haul back to town and sell and then buy all the skills the pay-trainer offered up to fill before I moved on

Which crosses very productively with the thing where I can game contemporary trends put to tell where they’ll eventually end up

Which is maybe part of how it works out that I am now more amazingly well-positioned than I could ever imagine.

Like, in 1999 I was like “anime, happy hardcore, JRPGs, and Daft Punk is the important stuff going on” and with the benefit of hindsight was I wrong?

Basically my experience right now is that my very first diagnosis of social cycles and history in like my late ‘90s teens was 100% correct and all my attempts to live in line with my understanding of them finally succeeded perfectly and I won like, life

Like that sounds so comical but instead of just dismissing it that spurs me to prod at its weakest point but it doesn’t yield

I mean some of my evaluating my current life and situation as off-the-charts-great might just be the anxiety I was calibrated to disappearing and maybe… the depression? I honestly have no clue what the bipolar’s up to these days – I’ve noticed that my mood of late weeks is no longer at nadir and really past midpoint, but last one felt like a fizzle, “maybe the real mania was the anticipation we experienced along the way” is bullshit – but the down phases of that were mostly experienced as feeding the anxiety

Tagged: personality change