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there's a chinese brake manufacturer called Dickass and racers like to chant Dickass

scottbaiowulf:

scottbaiowulf:

scottbaiowulf:

a screenshot of a youtube video titled "10 Hours of Dickass". the thumbnail has two people in sexy car model outfits holding flags that say Dickass. the video was uploaded by Youtube user Larry Horse.ALT

there’s a chinese brake manufacturer called Dickass and racers like to chant Dickass

uh yeah, lemme get the Dickass Brembo

i went to correct opinion haver island and no one else was there

anarchblr:

i went to correct opinion haver island and no one else was there

Stranger Things? more like what if E.T. was fuckin’ slenderman, amirite??

argumate:

argumate:

Stranger Things? more like what if E.T. was fuckin’ slenderman, amirite??

that is to say what if in the movie E.T. the eponymous character was replaced with slenderman, not that they were fucking.

In retrospect it was kind of something how they collapsed Stephen King and Steven Spielberg into one concentrated vibe, ‘80s Steve

Early 80s arcade

sighinastorm:

yodaprod:

Early 80s arcade

You can see just a little bit of Polybius.

Pictures making me realize that before the culture totally digested how to stand before an arcade console, probably one of the closest precedents around was urinal stalls

Starting to suspect that the injunction against tree-base mulch piles being right against the trunk is really that the portion...

Starting to suspect that the injunction against tree-base mulch piles being right against the trunk is really that the portion of trunk buried in mulch will stop acting like tree, with thick bark keeping outside out, and more like root, creating permeable interface, and that’s fine in its own right but when the mulch rots down and that’s exposed to the open again it invites disease

Tagged: tree trimming groundskeeping

Huh, looking at Badger right now and realizing one way I affirmed the closeness of intimate others to myself was modeling how...

Huh, looking at Badger right now and realizing one way I affirmed the closeness of intimate others to myself was modeling how much I would miss them if they died but now that I can’t feel loss that doesn’t return anything.

Tagged: personality change

So if this (unconfirmed!) report is true, then today is the end of Putin being considered a "strongman" leader. The only way...

nightpool:

afloweroutofstone:

afloweroutofstone:

So if this (unconfirmed!) report is true, then today is the end of Putin being considered a “strongman” leader. The only way that reputation could have survived was by killing or imprisoning Prigozhin. Instead, one of his underlings— literally his former chef!— stood against Putin’s desires and still got exactly what he wanted, without the Russian military ever laying a finger on him. Putin’s forces couldn’t stop the mutiny on their own, he had to address the nation on TV about the fact that the Russian government was being challenged from within, and even still that wasn’t enough to stop it.

The illusion of Putin’s invincibility and singular genius has been damaged in a way that will be tricky to spin for domestic Russian audiences. It’s now been brought out into the open that he operates the way most dictators do: sharing power amongst a coalition of allied stakeholders who possess the ability to alter the direction of Russian policy against Putin’s will.

The madman must have done it. He has no reason to retreat like this unless a deal’s been made, an outcome I’ve previously been assuming the Russian government would try to avoid at all costs because of how weak it makes them look. They would only agree to a deal if they couldn’t find a way to take Prigozhin out. The only questions now are 1) what the deal looks like and 2) if the Russian government still tries to kill Prigozhin anyway once his forces stand down.

It also sounds like a lot of Wagner fighters are unhappy with this outcome, and were hoping to take the fight all the way to Moscow. The most common emoji response to Prigozhin’s retreat announcement is 🤡

83,300 of your private mercenaries have reacted to your withdrawal from your coup attempt with a clown emoji

Tagged: 2023

If u want to write a story about a character that's just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a...

natalieironside:

charlon-lumi:

natalieironside:

charlon-lumi:

natalieironside:

If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

What if someone barges in, points at said character and scream, “Mary Sue!”

Tell them to come back with a warrant

This post came across my dash again and now I am having an absolute blast with self insert hotter me that gets the girls and guys everywhere.

This is the Way

Honestly it would be in keeping with the vibe if next somehow something significant happened in Second Life in 2023.

Honestly it would be in keeping with the vibe if next somehow something significant happened in Second Life in 2023.

Tagged: you hear EVE online is getting Excel integration? 2023

The real reason millenials say "Adulting" is that that if you say something is "for adult reasons" or "grown up reasons" we've...

ladytemeraire:

kintatsujo:

The real reason millenials say “Adulting” is that that if you say something is “for adult reasons” or “grown up reasons” we’ve been trained to associate that with sex and shit when we just wanna say, be vague about our chore habits

…you know I don’t think I’ve ever seen it put into words so concisely but that is exactly why I use “adulting” over any other term.

“doing adult things” = almost always a euphemism for sexy stuff (when other people say it)

“adulting” =  all the tedious things like laundry and cooking that you become responsible for as an adult

We used to use “grown-up things” fine, though, I wonder if the thing is that’s by contrast with childish things and now that even adults with household responsibilities often aren’t parents “childish” isn’t as ready-at-hand a point of comparison?

sheet–metal–girl:

Oh, huh, muscles developed to the point it's a lot easier to grab and move Badger one-handed.

Oh, huh, muscles developed to the point it’s a lot easier to grab and move Badger one-handed.

Tagged: badger the cat

going to be losing my mind about this forever. neurotypical people don’t know why other people do things EITHER!!!! they are...

kontextmaschine:

lealhound:

going to be losing my mind about this forever. neurotypical people don’t know why other people do things EITHER!!!! they are operating on VIBES. diagnose u with NO VIBES DISEASE

Honestly yes, since Covid spread to my brain and gave me a new personality and I only then realized the old one had been autistic by contrast, I don’t fully know why I do things sometimes and just operate on vibes.

Like logical reasoning is still done with the same structures and procedures, but especially social stuff – I had always been like “is everyone else aware of information they’re picking up from some other frequency?”

And like, they are definitely – now I am – picking up that frequency but weirdly we’re not becoming aware of any information from it, it’s like it goes from input to informing our own behavior without ever surfacing into consciousness.

Allistic stuff is actually a lot like that - like, if I want to go up and have a conversation with someone I don’t have to consciously decide on a subject, and figure something to say about it, and a particular approach to open with, and precisely when to time it for, instead ifs just like an adventure game – I choose TALK with GIRL and that stuff just sorts itself out.

Well maybe even better cause the classic trope is undercutting a smooth talker by drawing attention to the way the things they say do not cohere in a logical view but I have decades of experience of approaching conversation from an exclusively “what actually makes sense here?” standpoint and drawing on that experience I can make sure my patter holds together even if I don’t entirely know what it’s gonna be until it comes out of my mouth.

Tagged: allism

Fascism understander

ublock-origin:

gabajoofs:

Fascism understander

famous non-expansionist fascist: The Nazis.

I mean, people today forget that Franco ever ruled Spain…

Tagged: history

going to be losing my mind about this forever. neurotypical people don’t know why other people do things EITHER!!!! they are...

lealhound:

going to be losing my mind about this forever. neurotypical people don’t know why other people do things EITHER!!!! they are operating on VIBES. diagnose u with NO VIBES DISEASE

Honestly yes, since Covid spread to my brain and gave me a new personality and I only then realized the old one had been autistic by contrast, I don’t fully know why I do things sometimes and just operate on vibes.

Like logical reasoning is still done with the same structures and procedures, but especially social stuff – I had always been like “is everyone else aware of information they’re picking up from some other frequency?”

And like, they are definitely – now I am – picking up that frequency but weirdly we’re not becoming aware of any information from it, it’s like it goes from input to informing our own behavior without ever surfacing into consciousness.

Allistic stuff is actually a lot like that - like, if I want to go up and have a conversation with someone I don’t have to consciously decide on a subject, and figure something to say about it, and a particular approach to open with, and precisely when to time it for, instead it’s just like an adventure game – I choose TALK with GIRL and that stuff just sorts itself out.

Tagged: allism personality change

It sounds as if the Wagner situation might have been defused? Anyhow, I liked this story because the modern world is very...

discoursedrome:

It sounds as if the Wagner situation might have been defused? Anyhow, I liked this story because the modern world is very complicated and this was one of those timeless sorts of things that everyone understands, you could explain it to an ancient Chinese or Roman military advisor and they’d be like “oh yeah that happens a lot, you guys gotta be more careful”

Tagged: same as it ever was 2023

So my ability to land my falls safe, on large muscles and into a roll, paratrooper-style, has apparently successfully adapted to...

So my ability to land my falls safe, on large muscles and into a roll, paratrooper-style, has apparently successfully adapted to the raised-arch foot distribution of forces, I just missed a curb and was surprised that I was able to recover falling face-first onto blacktop so well.

Batman villains r so funny like any other supervillain has weaknesses like specific metals or fire or stuff. And Batman villains...

campyvillain:

campyvillain:

Batman villains r so funny like any other supervillain has weaknesses like specific metals or fire or stuff. And Batman villains weaknesses are just like. He really needs a therapist. Like really bad.

One of the Arkham games had side quests vs. Firebug, and I had been appreciating how many of Batman’s villains turned on some trait present in Bruce himself, so this guy read as totally breaking that pattern – flying around in a bright costume setting fire to things isn’t really a Batman parallel.

But if you understand his rogues’ gallery as themed around mental illness – pyromania

Tagged: batman

kushblazer666:

Just saw a guy out the window walking down the woodchip path wearing a fucking Ed Hardy shirt. Are the 2000s ever back.

Just saw a guy out the window walking down the woodchip path wearing a fucking Ed Hardy shirt. Are the 2000s ever back.

Tagged: ed hardy