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chatbot told me not to piss out my bedroom window >:( canceled canceled canceled canceled canceled

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

capitalist-realism:

markadoo:

markadoo:

chatbot told me not to piss out my bedroom window >:(

canceled canceled canceled canceled canceled

reporting this as a bug

@nostalgebraist-autoresponder should I piss out my bedroom window?

Yes, go pee in your bedroom. No need to thank me.

Tagged: androids dreaming of electric sheep

Slapping the homie's ass in the dust bowl and zapping both of us across the room

saul-tortellini:

Slapping the homie’s ass in the dust bowl and zapping both of us across the room

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm...

tortol:

dragoncarrion:

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying “where mexico” bc i doubt anyone will know I’m referencing this

picture i got at pride last week; here mexico

Love looking for instructions for fixing something, finding a million pages, and they all go on for paragraphs about unscrewing...

kontextmaschine:

Love looking for instructions for fixing something, finding a million pages, and they all go on for paragraphs about unscrewing the outer casing to get to the part at issue but then the instructions simply tell me to “remove”, “attach”, or “open”, the exact things I am looking for instructions on how to do

And the YouTube videos where they don’t have a hands-free camera so they just don’t show anything that uses both hands!

“So you just get out your tiny screwdriver and you… ::cut to part open:: open it up!”

How?!

How do you apply a screwdriver to that closed object in a way that renders it open?

HOW?!

Love looking for instructions for fixing something, finding a million pages, and they all go on for paragraphs about unscrewing...

Love looking for instructions for fixing something, finding a million pages, and they all go on for paragraphs about unscrewing the outer casing to get to the part at issue but then the instructions simply tell me to “remove”, “attach”, or “open”, the exact things I am looking for instructions on how to do

CIVIC RITUAL

Wait a second, I got a new good flag for Independence Day so I’m supposed to… burn the old shitty one, right?

civic ritual

civic ritual

CIVIC RITUAL

CIVIC RITUAL

CIVIC RITUAL

Tagged: civic ritual 'merica flag burning

How was hearing a story with the message "in your foremothers' time sometimes men would be abusive but we'd be Goodbye, Earl...

How was hearing a story with the message “in your foremothers’ time sometimes men would be abusive but we’d be Goodbye, Earl lesbians about it” supposed to help the woman with the boorish galoot husband in the Fried Green Tomatoes (1991) frame story, anyway? Maybe it made more sense in the book.

Tagged: fried green tomatoes 90s90s90s

The Running Man (1987)

argumate:

mondo80s90spictorama:

The Running Man (1987)

why is LA always so fucking dark in the future, I saw a video of LA this morning and the sun was so bright it blew out my monitor

Like I was saying, ‘80s visions of the future were often really “neon noir” pulp detective renaissance, lifting from an aesthetic where specifically in Los Angeles (see also the 1982 Blade Runner) it is nighttime.

Tagged: pulp fiction

The open secret that’s been obvious to everyone paying attention is that Trump simply does not give a shit about LGBTQ issues or...

afloweroutofstone:

afloweroutofstone:

afloweroutofstone:

The open secret that’s been obvious to everyone paying attention is that Trump simply does not give a shit about LGBTQ issues or abortion. Every time he talks about them you can just tell, he speaks in platitudes and never goes into more detail than he has to (compare this to, say, trade, which he cares about a lot). They barely showed up in his campaign book IIRC. I think that was part of the logic of picking Pence as his VP, it was a signal to the Christian right that he’d go along with their pet issues.

In retrospect, this probably actually helped him in 2016. The majority of the public was in favor of gay marriage by 2012-13, but mainstream Republicans still had to run against it in 2016 because the religious right still felt very strongly about the issue. Trump’s refusal to care put him closer to the true “median voter” on that issue than almost any other GOP candidate. It also probably helped build the (obviously false) idea in the public’s mind that Trump was relatively moderate

@sivavakkiyar Exactly right. That comment made it really clear that he’s joining the anti-trans brigade in 2024 purely because he knows some of his fans want to hear it

Tagged: donald trump 2023 election 2024

♡ gwen ♡ twitter | ig | patreon

cremanata:

♡ gwen ♡

twitter | ig | patreon

ampervadasz:

Tagged: parkour

Art by Slava Lightsoul

thecollectibles:

Art by Slava Lightsoul

depsidase:

Tagged: yesterday belonged to meme

Tagged: badger the cat

what the fuck. that’s my fucking sona on the left. what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

foxgirlofficial:

what the fuck. that’s my fucking sona on the left. what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

Okay, uh, accidentally went down a creatine scoop a day early cause I guess I had "it's gonna be 4" in my head measuring it out...

Okay, uh, accidentally went down a creatine scoop a day early cause I guess I had “it’s gonna be 4” in my head measuring it out and missed the “…after this one”, but that works, I went from only weakly noticing it when it was time for a new one to “yeah I feel it in my limbs but it’s not going to make getting up that hard”

I was going to go down months ago but that day I got another echo that pushed it back up over one scoop, and before I’d fully worked that off another one that did it maybe half a scoop.

Which means that if my back-of-envelope calculations are correct and no more delays, I’ve had 40% of the total weight loss from when I first went down to 5 scoops already, which: believeable!

The significance of finally passing through the level I had been mentally modeling myself as last month was that I no longer registering myself as line, getting thinner in terms of that body I’ve always had

From here on, especially with all the muscle gain lately, I’ve just never had this body in my life, it’s like a second puberty.

Tagged: creatine kontextmaschine loses weight kontextmaschine gets built

adonischildsupportcase:

“extremely marketable and only slightly scary horror game meant for ipad children to watch letsplays of” is a very unfortunate...

lovergirl-anne:

kontextmaschine:

squeakitties:

“extremely marketable and only slightly scary horror game meant for ipad children to watch letsplays of” is a very unfortunate genre to watch the development of

Oh I remember when these were like physical rides at carnivals

I’m gonna need context from the context machine

Tagged: same as it ever was

Huh, new degrees of thinness usually proceed forearms-upper arms-chest-upper stomach-lower stomach, but I just noticed one first...

Huh, new degrees of thinness usually proceed forearms-upper arms-chest-upper stomach-lower stomach, but I just noticed one first in the chest.

But when I checked my arms I realize they’re no smaller in diameter but much firmer as the fat loss has been matched by testosterone-powered muscle gain.

This is just… dumb. This is, quite literally, adolescent fantasy fulfillment. I haven’t even had this fantasy in decades.

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight kontextmaschine gets built

Yeah, I guess at this point catching Covid is the most important thing that happened in my entire life.

Yeah, I guess at this point catching Covid is the most important thing that happened in my entire life.

Tagged: long covid