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It is fucking insane how far afield I can wander and still see occasional Corruption of Champions references

kontextmaschine:

It is fucking insane how far afield I can wander and still see occasional Corruption of Champions references

I remember occasionally hearing about Sabbat back when Moneycat was in full Moon Mom Cult phase, I guess there was only enough room in the canon for one early-2010s weird fucky occult TF game

Global antineutrinos emitted from nuclear power stations

rendakuenthusiast:

kontextmaschine:

mapsontheweb:

Global antineutrinos emitted from nuclear power stations

Did we never build any in Greenland and just ship in fuel?

After all those Øs in Tom Clancy novels!

Noticeably fewer nuclear power stations in western north america, compared to the east.

Western North America’s divided between the states/provinces with no people, the states/provinces with a lot of hydro, and California, which puts signs on everything saying it’ll give you cancer.

Tagged: cascadia

These siblings doing the fence are the best contractors I've ever had and even then they will manage to take any ambiguity in...

These siblings doing the fence are the best contractors I’ve ever had and even then they will manage to take any ambiguity in specifications and build things in the absolute most bafflingly unhelpful but technically to-spec way.

Tagged: contracting

I was looking at seagull stickers for my instagram story and I came across seagulls saying supportive things like "You matter!

kleefkruid:

I was looking at seagull stickers for my instagram story and I came across seagulls saying supportive things like “You matter! <3” and that’s the first time I’ve gone “He would not fucking say that” over an animal. These birds are fueled by spite. They would yell slurs if they could. Not even the right ones. A seagull would call an old lady a faggot they don’t care

I just think it's weird that in 2023 one of the Superbad (2007) stars is in a position to inspire a Conversation at all

I just think it’s weird that in 2023 one of the Superbad (2007) stars is in a position to inspire a Conversation at all

ladyhaven-deactivated20250120:

Tagged: can confirm faire folk

When I talk about "yards" of topsoil that is a cubic yard, about half a ton.

When I talk about “yards” of topsoil that is a cubic yard, about half a ton.

Tagged: groundskeeping

Okay, put out three more yards and drank a gallon of milk about it. Minimum of 15 left.

Okay, put out three more yards and drank a gallon of milk about it. Minimum of 15 left.

Tagged: groundskeeping

Okay, the new mop-wringer doing a good job on floors and the scrubber stick being an excellent substitute for elbow grease in...

Okay, the new mop-wringer doing a good job on floors and the scrubber stick being an excellent substitute for elbow grease in making the tub and shower tile all white, things aren’t m to full polish yet but I feel much more comfortable holding off for professional deep cleaning further on.

Tagged: karafuto

Jesus, now that I count it out I have been drinking like a gallon of whole milk a day this week.

Jesus, now that I count it out I have been drinking like a gallon of whole milk a day this week.

Tagged: kontextmaschine gets built

in los angeles theres all these armenians which you don't think about then you move here and see more armenians than you did at...

Anonymous asked:

in los angeles theres all these armenians which you don't think about then you move here and see more armenians than you did at any other time. seen a lot of armenian girls on hinge and most of them are hot. tried the snacks at the armenian grocery store and they were weird and I didn't like them. well.

Oh yeah I lived in Little Armenia at first. Which was also kinda Thai Town? anyway the real “Little Armenia” now is Glendale.

Had an East Coast Armenian college friend in town and he went touristing in all the Armenian stores and the music shop guy apparently pegged him as just some hipster slumming for cultural authenticity because guy was surprised when the classmate paid with a credit card with an -ian name.

Seen any good chandeliers?

Tagged: kontextmaschine does hollywood

I’ve been working out for a while but I just started drinking creatine. I’m on my second day and I’m doing one scoop a day. I’ll...

Anonymous asked:

I’ve been working out for a while but I just started drinking creatine. I’m on my second day and I’m doing one scoop a day. I’ll let you know how it goes. Hopefully I’ll put on some meat in a couple months. -🐄

I want to make clear creatine is not something that makes exercise more rewarding in terms of muscle built from a given workout. Testosterone like I’m experiencing does that, as do the anabolic steroids that emulate it.

Creatine’s use in a strength-building context is in allowing you to do more exercise – that weight you struggle to lift, or number of reps you poop out short of, you can get with supplementary creatine helping deliver more energy to your muscles than the body’s aerobic energy production and anaerobic generation from naturally produced creatine alone.

And more exercise builds muscle faster than less.

My current creatine use is not for muscle-building purposes and my current muscle-building frenzy is not caused by it, they each relate to different Long Covid symptoms that I got in the luckiest possible combination.

That said, creatine can absolutely be a productive part of a muscle-building exercise program – that’s why I had some sitting around to begin with – and there is tons of bro science out there on the internet that can explain how.

Tagged: creatine

dicksmasher:

Okay my motive muscles are still good to go but I can feel instability in my step, my hips swaying, that tell me the helper...

Okay my motive muscles are still good to go but I can feel instability in my step, my hips swaying, that tell me the helper muscles need a rest too.

Reminder that the brain damage that left me sexually interested in men also made me sashay my hips and made my wrists limp.

CIVIC RITUAL

kontextmaschine:

Wait a second, I got a new good flag for Independence Day so I’m supposed to… burn the old shitty one, right?

civic ritual

civic ritual

CIVIC RITUAL

CIVIC RITUAL

CIVIC RITUAL

Learned how to fold the new one into a triangle

Civic Ritual!

Tagged: civic ritual 'merica

Hanging out shirtless in a chair and appreciating how much burlier my chest is than like, four days ago.

Hanging out shirtless in a chair and appreciating how much burlier my chest is than like, four days ago.

Tagged: kontextmaschine gets built

Been bingin' some 90s movies/shows like everyone else and every once in a while you go "Oh hey I remember that 90's misogyny, oh...

theresponseblog:

collapsedsquid:

collapsedsquid:

Been bingin’ some 90s movies/shows like everyone else and every once in a while you go “Oh hey I remember that 90’s misogyny, oh how nostalgic, that’s not how misogyny is done anymore.”

Trying to pick out what makes this misogyny unique and it’s hard, part of it and arguably all of it is “Still the same generally, you can’t really say this shit on mass-market entertainment anymore” and the only shift is in format to dashcam videos and twitter posts but it feels like there’s more to it. Got some theories I’ve been throwing around

Women as “bloodsuckers” is a big part of this and one thing comes to mind is that this is about the upwardly mobile white man who believes he is having his attempt to change class being thwarted by the ex-wife, and this story is less relatable now due to changes in the economy.

There’s another story about sexual liberation and the decline of sex that’s harder to describe, about how feminism + free love means that women would be more available for labor + sex, and men could feel cheated that this didn’t happen the way they wanted. Now men can still be angry about this but are not surprised by it in the same way.

(points to @kontextmaschine’s posts about “PCU” on Comedy Central, and the “Something For Everyone” concept of social progress in the 1990s)

The posts in question:

I wonder exactly which day it was that the amount of time Comedy Central had spent broadcasting The Daily Show finally caught up to the amount of time they had spent broadcasting PCU

Something for Everyone

Y'know I wonder if it was the testosterone getting me so about smashing things with that sledgehammer maul too, if the muscle...

Y'know I wonder if it was the testosterone getting me so about smashing things with that sledgehammer maul too, if the muscle gain multiplier isn’t accompanied by some “do heavy labor” drive.

Tagged: testosterone

Most commercials are filmed in the "thirty-mile zone" (that's what TMZ was named for!) around LA outside of which unions require...

Most commercials are filmed in the “thirty-mile zone” (that’s what TMZ was named for!) around LA outside of which unions require bonus pay, which means that for most car commercials I know not only where they are but how much the actual location does not remotely fit the aesthetic they’re evoking

Tagged: kontextmaschine does hollywood thirty mile zone tmz

Taylor Swift doing Capital One commercials is interesting. Ultimate comedy option is she's just doing them to get credits...

kontextmaschine:

Taylor Swift doing Capital One commercials is interesting.

Ultimate comedy option is she’s just doing them to get credits towards her Screen Actors Guild health insurance

Oh my God what if she had been doing it to get in before the strike?

Tagged: taylor swift supergenius shapeshifter taylor swift