kontextmaschine

weirdness-is-good:

kickasstorrents-deactivated2023:

She was plain lol in the morning. she was lulz in slacks. she was rofl at school. she was lmao on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always roflmao

Do those SoCal gated subdivisions still have people manning the gates?

melonflavored:

Okay, that burst of new symptoms was apparently a goodbye display because now I have no mental or motor issues anymore. Still the iron hunger and the aerobic energy issues, but I expect those’ll gradually decline

necromancelena:

she let me hit it from behind because of viewers like you (thank you)

Post office clearly having to improvise for space to store outgoing packages what with e-commerce returns

Yeah, okay, my iron supplements were running out so I got new ones, but 25mg iron bisglycenate chelate doesn’t stave it off as long as 18mg iron gluconate, even though it’s listed as 133% vs. 100% RDV of iron

cryptotheism:

I think the funniest expression of dogshit media analysis skills recently was “Hades Supergiant is condoning incest because Zagreus and Thanatos are half-siblings.” Like oh shit did the Greek gods do something problematic????

lifemadesimple:

Travel: Walking on Ice

Avoid slipping by walking like a penguin.

Fact: About 60 people die each year in the US as a result of slipping on ice. This is about as many that will die from a tornado.

See most of our posts for: Winter tips and tricks

crypticauthour:

Even Weird Al has had that™ experience with Tony Hawk

fishgirlautism:

contac:

Enjoy some phone sex this Christmas, won’t you?

swagforbirds:

girl theyre misinterpreting your metaphors for queerness as metaphors for being kinda just weird in normie lit class

memecucker:

roundo:

mentally-homeless:

roundo:

frot till you dock

Jesus christ

:

Stop spending times with your families and log onto tumblr dot com to like my posts

anais-ninja-bitch:

cargopantsman:

anais-ninja-bitch:

how write book?

like that but more

oh noooooo

Santa? My Pebbles!