shrine to a dude, who even knows

10,000 wax cylinders digitized and free to download

10,000 wax cylinders digitized and free to download

knitmeapony:

Hey history nerds, check it out.  Some of the oldest sounds we have in the world are now yours for the low low price of $0.

Tagged: history

kushblazer666:

rincewitch:

coughloop:

-Manifesto del Futurismo (1909)

Tagged: history futurism gabriele d'annunzio d'annunzio

I wanna read some accounts from guys who did just go to the store for some smokes and totally abandon their families and...

I wanna read some accounts from guys who did just go to the store for some smokes and totally abandon their families and relocate their lives

"People like me feel bad when you do X, so please don't do X" is a sympathetic request particularly when X is some minor thing....

floofshy:

“People like me feel bad when you do X, so please don’t do X” is a sympathetic request particularly when X is some minor thing. I don’t want to refuse them.

“Don’t do anything that anyone dislikes” is between impossible and oppressive, since there are just too many types of people. Even if everyone just request small things, the sum of everything is too big. Merely keeping track of everything is difficult.

Unfortunately these two statements are actually the same.

I was thinking about how ‘Grinch’ and ‘Scrooge’ are words for people who hate Christmas but aren’t exact synonyms and then this...

aceofsquiddles:

I was thinking about how ‘Grinch’ and ‘Scrooge’ are words for people who hate Christmas but aren’t exact synonyms and then this chart happened.

Pope Benedict died! You should DO something!

Anonymous asked:

Pope Benedict died! You should DO something!

beesmygod:

alright it wasnt easy but i masturbated about it

Well oneof you is lying

phantomrose96:

Well oneof you is lying

I am NOT trying to trick you into putting a leash on. and if you would just come here, within leashing-range, you'd be able to...

poutine-supreme:

sapphling:

sapphling:

I am NOT trying to trick you into putting a leash on. and if you would just come here, within leashing-range, you’d be able to see that

did you guys know that people ship the real life white boys who drive nascars because i didn’t until somebody reblogged this with that added

a moment of silence, please

Hm. Probably a mania within the month.

Hm. Probably a mania within the month.

Since March of 2020, there have been maybe two months half a year ago that I was not experiencing some "long Covid" symptoms

Since March of 2020, there have been maybe two months half a year ago that I was not experiencing some “long Covid” symptoms

Tagged: long covid

The girl on this home-for-sale staging show on an off-brand might-just-be-on-whatever-package-bars-get channel is the most...

kontextmaschine:

The girl on this home-for-sale staging show on an off-brand might-just-be-on-whatever-package-bars-get channel is the most obviously autistic-so-no-actual-social-skills-but-has-decent-tits-so-fell-into-that-role-and-developed-some-experience I’ve ever seen

No, anon, this is not an Ælla subtweet, but God, it could be

One amusing thing is as my energy runs down overnight my intestines stall, so after I take my daily creatine & iron I inevitably...

One amusing thing is as my energy runs down overnight my intestines stall, so after I take my daily creatine & iron I inevitably have to go sit on the toilet and take a shit

The CIA etc. Using Twitter etc. To do dirty work they're technically not allowed to do themselves is similar to rich guys use of...

talkinggorillabutler asked:

The CIA etc. Using Twitter etc. To do dirty work they're technically not allowed to do themselves is similar to rich guys use of the Pinkertons as strike breakers in the post posse comitatus, post redemption, gilded age

The Pinkertons’ successor in government service is the FBI

As an occasional reminder, Taylor Swift is the only writer I consider my equal (the old personality considered her my superior)

As an occasional reminder, Taylor Swift is the only writer I consider my equal (the old personality considered her my superior)

Haha Jesus, right foot pronation feeling terrible but that's that

Haha Jesus, right foot pronation feeling terrible but that’s that

Fascinating what opens up when I accept I am in fact rich and "worst case scenario, I have to pay $200 and wait a week" is no...

Fascinating what opens up when I accept I am in fact rich and “worst case scenario, I have to pay $200 and wait a week” is no longer a barrier

kon text ma schine more like, come sex my peen.

Anonymous asked:

kon text ma schine more like, come sex my peen.

Would your trip to Thailand not involve blowing money on hookers.

Anonymous asked:

Would your trip to Thailand not involve blowing money on hookers.

It would involve an orchid massage at least.

Tagged: thailand

Taylor Swift Is Confusing - The New Yorker

Taylor Swift Is Confusing - The New Yorker

kontextmaschine:

When she floated above the audience in her high, high heels on that lighted dock, facing a stadium of sixty-eight thousand people, how could she feel anything except either a messiah complex or profound loneliness?

Later that night, I said to my husband, “I thought of her as a singer-songwriter.” And my husband, who has never voluntarily listened to a single word escaping Taylor Swift’s mouth, laughed. “Singer-songwriters don’t perform in stadiums,” he said.

Tagged: rerun