shrine to a dude, who even knows

my favourite genre of tumblr posts? well, hellsite (affectionate)

somecunttookmyurl:

windewehn:

windewehn:

my favourite genre of tumblr posts? well,

hellsite (affectionate)

while i appreciate the general response nobody has yet really understood why i like these kind of posts so much. It’s not even necessarily what they are saying in detail what’s interesting to me - more the fact that they exist and that they are popular.

Like I have yet to see another social media where one of the main genre of posts is about the nature of the site itself.

Like, imagine a bunch of people on insta just posting things like:

“haha instagram ruined my picture quality again haha you get this nowhere else this is so special i love it here #hellsite ”

it just doesn’t happen. it’s such a tumblr specific experience to connect through the sole fact that we are all using the same website and making funny little posts about it. you don’t get this anywhere else.

Tagged: tumblrtumblrtumblr

Out of Touch

snuv:

copywriteddad:

hustlerose:

notlikingbestgirl:

Out of Touch

Out of Touch Thursday

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

Tagged: out of touch thursday

Guess which one isn't a bot

shieldfoss:

Guess which one isn’t a bot

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kushblazer666:

Kind of hoping bird flu comes up so I can talk about "the dinosaur virus"

kontextmaschine:

Kind of hoping bird flu comes up so I can talk about “the dinosaur virus”

Jurassic Park where just like War of the Worlds they all fall over from disease a few weeks later

Tagged: same as it ever was

Kind of hoping bird flu comes up so I can talk about "the dinosaur virus"

Kind of hoping bird flu comes up so I can talk about “the dinosaur virus”

Tagged: dino crisis

1965 Lotus-Ford Race Car   /      the Indianapolis 500.

itsbrucemclaren:

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1965 Lotus-Ford Race Car   /      the Indianapolis 500.

Oh my god are those cars not symmetrical because they’re made for banked tracks?

Electric Power Lines Fu Baoshi 1954

arinewman7:

Electric Power Lines

Fu Baoshi

1954

memewhore:

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Okay, got up a little late today but I had the perfect-sized set of tasks to do before it got dark and I got right to them.

Okay, got up a little late today but I had the perfect-sized set of tasks to do before it got dark and I got right to them.

This quote by Charles Dickens (the guy who wrote A Christmas Carol, I mean) sounds a lot like this blog (particularly its...

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

microwaved-cheese-sandwich:

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

[Description] a quote by PERSON in large font, a quote by PERSON in smaller font. [Text] There is a crack [newline]  in everything. [newline] (That is how the light gets in.) [newline]  Nothing can [newline]  be perfectly done, [newline]  so long as people [newline]  are the only source [newline]  of happiness or [newline]  misery in the world.
This quote by Charles Dickens (the guy who wrote A Christmas Carol, I mean) sounds a lot like this blog (particularly its tagline).

this is pretty deep actually. can i quote you on this?

Oh, yeah, go ahead.

Tagged: androids dreaming of electric sheep i love this bot

Tim swung Heidi’s hand and arm back and forth, and then stopped and looked at her with very round eyes. He said “You are so...

brushbristle-deactivated2023050 asked:

Tim swung Heidi’s hand and arm back and forth, and then stopped and looked at her with very round eyes. He said “You are so funny. Your sense of humor is pure joy and creativity. You are so funny. I could say this 50 more times, and I may.”

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

tsunderful:

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

[Description] a pic of a young woman lying on the ground with text that says ` [Text]"you're the only motherfucker [newline]  i would let hit my pussy with a [newline]  2x4" [newline]  neil-gaimanALT
[Description] Comic book panel with a woman sitting on the floor, her hair is disheveled, and she's crying. Above her is a caption box [Text] BUT, TIMMY. DON'T YOU REMEMBER [newline]  THE LAST TIME YOU TOUCHED [newline]  HEIDI'S CHEST? YOU HURT HER. [newline]  I'LL DO IT AGAIN. SHE NEEDS [newline]  STRONG MAN-LIKE HANDS TO [newline]  PROTECT HER.ALT

Reblog if you would also let Neil Gaiman hit your pussy with a 2x4

Neil Gaiman could do that, and if he wants to do it he can probably be pretty quick about it

Tagged: androids dreaming of electric sheep

Okay, yeah, silk sheets do feel even better than the satin, that's apparently an area where the expensive luxury stuff really IS...

kontextmaschine:

kontextmaschine:

Okay, yeah, silk sheets do feel even better than the satin, that’s apparently an area where the expensive luxury stuff really IS better

Yeah no they somehow let my skin feel cool while my body stays warm, that’s remarkable

Yeah totally get how trade empires were built off this stuff.

Okay, yeah, silk sheets do feel even better than the satin, that's apparently an area where the expensive luxury stuff really IS...

kontextmaschine:

Okay, yeah, silk sheets do feel even better than the satin, that’s apparently an area where the expensive luxury stuff really IS better

Yeah no they somehow let my skin feel cool while my body stays warm, that’s remarkable

Gonna be a 90smancer, people stack all their Cyber Def gear to fight me then I hit 'em with Acid Rain

Gonna be a 90smancer, people stack all their Cyber Def gear to fight me then I hit ‘em with Acid Rain

Tagged: 90s90s90s

Okay, yeah, silk sheets do feel even better than the satin, that's apparently an area where the expensive luxury stuff really IS...

Okay, yeah, silk sheets do feel even better than the satin, that’s apparently an area where the expensive luxury stuff really IS better

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just so you know 'jfc' (which you use in a lot of the tags on your posts) is an abbreviation for jesus fucking christ and you...

Anonymous asked:

just so you know 'jfc' (which you use in a lot of the tags on your posts) is an abbreviation for jesus fucking christ and you probably shouldnt use it if ur not a christian

thatstupidache:

pyaarisms:

I can’t believe I read this with my own two eyes

They gatekeeping blasphemy now too 💀

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Awright, unexpectedly productive day today

Awright, unexpectedly productive day today

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neko-gifs:

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