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Cable television was perfect and we ruined it

benevolentfalcon:

kontextmaschine:

This frames itself as “there’s so much good stuff I should waaatch! I miss vegging out on crap because it was what’s on!”

And that’s not wrong per se, but I’m thinking beyond that to the effect on the whole-culture that we shared this pre-internet experience in common, of taking in media that was not very optimized for us because it was around, and consequently having a lot of cultural background we were very lightly invested in, in common with the rest of the country, and that enabled us to build increasing elaborations on the culture while maintaining coherence

Like, there might have been a lot of webcomics, but honestly, there were a lot of newspaper comics. Like, on any given day I might read 18 of them cause they were just there. And we’d have that in common, like, not just the good stuff like Calvin and Hobbes and The Far Side, we’d all recognize the Family Circle dotted-line meandering travel paths. And so someone could reference that and we’d all be like “ahh”. Or Dennis the Menace’s slingshot. That Liz Lemon “chocolate, chocolate, chocolate! ACK” cutaway works because everyone, including people who didn’t or still don’t care about the experience of unmarried single women approaching middle age, would have read enough Cathy to instantly place the reference and further, to process the twist, that yeah, it was awfully mannered and ritualized for a “relatable” comic. Garfield without Garfield works because we’ve all seen it with Garfield.

Part of your contemporary social/identity/representation/ownership fights is just rehashing the 80s “Canon Wars”. What is authentic American culture, these works long held up for praise but dismissible as product of an old order and old demographics? These new works by and about the non-dominant that don’t even try and engage with the first tradition?

And that never resolved so much in either direction as all High Culture was deprecated in favor of a new American Canon of Pop Culture. One that could skip normative questions of merit entirely by being a descriptive canon of what the masscult Broadcast Era left us.

Like, The Brady Bunch wasn’t in the canon because it was smart, or well-acted, or well-shot, or had something interesting to say about society in the period where blended families and domestic servants were each at the edges of “normal”. (If it was that, lesser Norman Lear like Maude would be). No, the Brady Bunch was in the canon because it was ubiquitous. Everyone had seen it at some point, if you were Generation X there was a good chance you had seen any given episode at some point.

And this still represented a diversification. This new canon had a lot more “white ethnic” and particularly Jewish pillars, and blacks certainly had more pride of place in 20th century “pop” than “high” culture.

(This leaves Jazz and Blues in the interesting position of having been significantly intellectualized to “fit” the old High Culture paradigm before the new one came in, leaving them somewhat overlooked)

And with this stuff established as the New Authentic America you could appeal to it. With Rock as the National Genre, not just kids’ stuff, you could say that thru Blues and Motown the culture owed black artists more respect. (Where no one really thinks of contemporary American pop as Swedish-indebted).

Feminist and queer scholars pored over Hollywood camp, subtext, old “Pre-Code” work aiming to prove that gender variance and homosexual desire had always been an authentic part of American culture.

(I def. remember on multiple occasions apropos of I forget what the tale of “Fatty” Arbuckle trotted out as a moral condemnation and warning of the unscrupulous young women and tabloid press that for money and attention would peddle baseless rape accusations to a public of vulgar moralists, which today hm)

And past those knock-on effects on social health, the cultural output itself was great. I think that’s the defining factor of Long 90s culture, not only that it built off a shared canon but its creators and audiences recognized it as working from a shared background with traits and forms that could be played with, the meta-awareness of it all.

Xena: Warrior Princess, a syndicated swords-and-sandals actioneer spin-off attracting an ecology of academic conferences and journals by mashing up all of ancient mythology, Mediterranean history, and knowing Hollywood encoded/subtextual queerness.

Kevin Williamson deconstructing and rebuiding the slasher genre with the Scream series. And then, honestly, doing the same with the teen relationship drama with Dawson’s Creek, where the principals were always talking through what their character developments meant, seeing them through a cinematic lens in heavily referential dialogue

Joss Whedon and Rob Thomas (of Veronica Mars) wielding their audience’s genre-savviness against them, setting up scenarios that would “have” to end some predictable way that resolved everything by the conventions of five-act episodic TV with recurring stars and plotlines, and then just not.

In comics hitting earlier in the 80s, Crisis on Infinite Earths as a recognition at the core of the capes-and-powers mainstream that these disposable entertainments had congealed into mythology, proceeding by in-metaverse acknowledgement of extranarrative structure.

In more far-out stuff Morrison, Moore, Gaiman, and Miller going meta as hell, all “what if comics were myths, what if comics were real, what if reality was comics, what if reality was myth.” DKR as “if Batman was real, he’d be pretty fucked up”. Watchmen as “if Golden/Silver/Bronze ages were real, superheroes would be just as fucked up and unmoored by the 80s as we all are”. Sandman was “what if every human story and mythology was part of the same meta shared universe”

Even Star Trek:TNG was an attempt to realize the coherent universe that the fandom had mostly projected onto an original series that were really a stock cast and setting adaptable to filming any SF short story of the week. (Lurking in the background is the 70s-80s realization from Star Wars that coherent universes increase audience stickiness, and are a well you can go back to)

Then Ron Moore took his project of trying to give Star Trek coherence and weight to an even less respectable space opera reboot, and made the fact of an IP-driven rehash (“all of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again”) a load-bearing religious theme of eternal recurrence.

Family Guy, the conceit of half the jokes was they invoked 70s-80s pop culture just the right amount of obscure so you constantly surprised yourself that you even knew enough to get them.

SeaLab 2021 repurposing a piece of establishment futurism to underscore how absurd the concept seemed by then was despite how nostalgic the aesthetic was, Venture Brothers pastiching postwar boys’ adventure fantasies to highlight their complete disconnect from any actual process of becoming a man.

I miss that, you know. That overlapped/kept going with the Early Internet, so I thought it would continue through and we’d just keep building on it.

I guess that’s what really sticks in the craw re: “cancel culture”, millennial insouciance, wevs. The blithe dismissal of a rich, elaborated, mutually supportive canon with nothing to replace it.

Also realizing you’re now the kind of person to levy that critique at The Youngs, I guess that sticks too.

I dunno, maybe that was because the Early Internet was full of people who got acculturated pre-Internet and carried that with.

Maybe it’s cause I’m not getting particularly acculturated anymore - I accept Pokémon and Spongebob memes and reaction images in their own right, maybe if I saw the underlying properties - or whatever comes after - I’d appreciate them more.

Maybe that shared culture was an artifact of suburban retrenchment and then the Early Internet narrowing the cultural/economic/political American subject to a narrow white UMC and adjacent band and allowing a generation of us to mistake ourselves for America entire

Maybe it was product of a bottlenecking that was still negative on net. Like, basic cable had more channels than the plain 3 network broadcast era, but in 1950 they were competing with like, the bowling league, the pool hall, the Elks club, the Masons, the ladies’ charity, the socialist meeting, the dinner show club, the Mafia nightclub, the gay Mafia nightclub, any of the 4 bars between your work and home, the “whatever’s playing this week” double-feature movie theater…

(And even then, more diversity between examples. If you started going to shows in like “the Washington punk scene” in 1989, that was probably a lot of hardcore if you meant “comma, D.C.” and twee and proto-grunge if you meant “Olympia, comma”)

I dunno. Still, I miss it.

An aspect I think of a lot is how network tv used to follow the seasons. You get 22 to 26 episodes spread over the year, and for the most part, shows followed that in real time. Halloween episodes at Halloween, Christmas episodes at Christmas, my tv school friends are starting and ending their semesters the same time I do, etc. And this was regardless of show; no matter what you watched, everyone did a Christmas episode. TV was connected to our own flow of time, it made us feel more connected. I think that’s part of why the last ten years have simultaneously felt like a few months and a century, our cultural output is no longer tied to the passing of time - it’s all ten-episode season this and limited series that, posted any time of the year, you can go back and watch it any time that works for you, etc. Not that there aren’t benefits to this model, but it has strange effects. Community might he the last show I remember watching thay really stuck to this model.

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Are there any books, blogs or articles you'd recommend for learning more about the online culture of Web 1.5 + what factors were...

Anonymous asked:

Are there any books, blogs or articles you'd recommend for learning more about the online culture of Web 1.5 + what factors were driving the transformation over the 2010s into what we have now? I was online while it was happening and still don't really understand it beyond Facebook causing a bunch of websites like CollegeHumor to kill their self hosted sites due to taking views and clicks.

Hm I can’t think of sources but in terms of themes I’d look at Buzzfeed and clickbait, Gawker and the stable of feed “verticals” as a business model, and the professionalization of “feminist blogging” into identity media

Tagged: web 1.5 it's media the sparks era

hey man. remember cracked.com. remember when the cracked.com writers used to crowdplease by pretending they were gay for each...

Anonymous asked:

hey man. remember cracked.com. remember when the cracked.com writers used to crowdplease by pretending they were gay for each other. what was that all about

No, actually, that was a step in the development of the Internet I missed, by the time it showed up my hopper of amusing & regularly updated novel content was already satisfactorily full

Tagged: web 1.5

gd you old as fuck fr

Anonymous asked:

gd you old as fuck fr

Isn’t it great?

Remember that when you see statistics declaring Washington D.C. to be "the most policed city in America" a lot of that is that...

Remember that when you see statistics declaring Washington D.C. to be “the most policed city in America” a lot of that is that the people who would be private security guards in normal office buildings are organized as like, sworn officers of the “Federal Protective Service” or something for federal facilities

Spending weeks toiling at the forge, sweat dripping off my face and sizzling on the glowing metal, hammering out an ethical...

bayesic-bitch:

galois-groupie:

transgenderer:

Spending weeks toiling at the forge, sweat dripping off my face and sizzling on the glowing metal, hammering out an ethical framework in which speeding is not just a right but a moral duty

Of course there’s the caricature of the anarchist, but using “the state is evil -> breaking the law is good” is easy mode. Other low-hanging fruit would be various misanthropic or Malthusian worldviews where an increase in car crash fatalities is seen as good. Perhaps there’s an environmentalist angle to this? Idk at what speed fuel efficiency peaks in modern cars.

Here’s one

1) Negative utilitarianism is correct. The morally correct action is the one that has the least suffering.
2) Our world is filled with an unimaginable amount of suffering, and we have next to no ability affect most of it. In particular the biosphere is filled with trillions or quadrillions of small animals that experience predation, violence, parasitism, and disease in their short lives. One fermi estimate put the number of animals on earth at ~20 quintillion (2*10^19). The direct actions we take to allieviate their suffering are almost negligible in impact.
3) Morality is relative. Not as in the moral framework is up to you, I mean in the special relativity sense. There’s no ethically preferred reference frame, so we have to take the one that we’re choosing to take actions in. Otherwise there’s no way to compare the utility functions of agents in different reference frames. The morally correct action is determined by evaluating the global utility function in your reference frame and picking the action with the least suffering.
4) If you go really fast, the rest of the world is a little bit time-dilated so that it’s moving slower in your reference frame. This means there’s less suffering per second. Although this effect is miniscule, it adds up quickly if you consider the total volume of animal suffering in the world. At low speeds, increasing your speed by 10 extra miles per hour time dilates other reference frames by 1/(1+10^-16) (and in turn, decreases their suffering by a factor of 1/(1+10^-16)). Thats not much, but multiplying by the number of animals affected gives us about 10^3. So going 10 mph over the speed limit is the equivalent of sparing 1000 sentient from suffering.

It’s not much compared to the state of the world, but it’s enough to matter. It’s enough to make a difference.
We have to try.
We have to do something for them.
We have to go as fast as we possibly can.

“Gotta go fast”

The 1992 US presidential election was the first one I remember noticing at the time, though I guess from somewhere I ended up...

The 1992 US presidential election was the first one I remember noticing at the time, though I guess from somewhere I ended up with the sense that Michael Dukakis was somehow significant without knowing he had been governor of Massachusetts

Tagged: michael dukakis

You know, it’s kind of funny when people invoke Moloch in an attempt to infuse the power of Christianity into whatever “think of...

kontextmaschine:

You know, it’s kind of funny when people invoke Moloch in an attempt to infuse the power of Christianity into whatever “think of the children”-of-the-day, because when you think about it it’s not like the Christian tradition is all that down on child sacrifice as such.

I mean, God called off Abraham before he went through with killing Isaac, but the takeaway message of that was that the willingness to sacrifice your child is Right And Good and will be rewarded. (As long as it’s to, you know, the right god - the Moloch slagging strikes me as more part of Jehovah’s well-established jealousy than anything.)

Hell, it’s literally the most canonical thing ever that God sacrificed his own only son. To himself. As the price for his forgiving humanity for violating the strictures that he had insisted on. Because I guess he was always kind of OCD like that.

Anyway, the next time you hear of someone who said that God told them to kill their children, keep an open mind, because that’s well within character.

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Enjoying Family Guy had the strongest geographic correlation with voting for Hillary Clinton of any show that NYT looked at in...

afloweroutofstone:

Enjoying Family Guy had the strongest geographic correlation with voting for Hillary Clinton of any show that NYT looked at in 2016

Realizing that set in Boston circa the "Massachusetts Miracle" of transitioning from an industrial economy to educated knowledge...

Realizing that set in Boston circa the “Massachusetts Miracle” of transitioning from an industrial economy to educated knowledge work, Frasier’s place on Cheers was actually pretty of-the-time.

Tagged: cheers frasier crane massachusetts miracle michael dukakis

Problem with the silk sheets is they make the bed even more tempting to laze around in

Problem with the silk sheets is they make the bed even more tempting to laze around in

Well, let's hope a night in bed clears up whatever's crunked in the small of my back

Well, let’s hope a night in bed clears up whatever’s crunked in the small of my back

Oh, huh. I'd actually had some stretch marks on my belly. Stretch marks are from when the body expands faster than it can...

Oh, huh. I’d actually had some stretch marks on my belly. Stretch marks are from when the body expands faster than it can generate new skin to cover so it more quickly grows scar tissue. And they’d kind of faded with age, as scars do – as tissue was naturally replaced it could be replaced by viable skin – but as I’ve been losing weight my surface area is shrinking and they’re totally vanishing. Itches like hell, though.

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When you drink a hot beverage and you feel the heat spilling and blooming in your chest… There is nothing like it!

jelloapocalypse:

devotion2:

When you drink a hot beverage and you feel the heat spilling and blooming in your chest… There is nothing like it!

This is Pokémon NPC dialogue

Tagged: vidya

huffylemon:

me, the newest concubine to the palace harem: alright king let’s get this bred

apricops:

me, the newest concubine to the palace harem: alright king let’s get this bred

oh shit run it’s the skull hydra

rudywiser:

oh shit run

it’s the skull hydra

infanteriesauvage:

Oregon Trail piece for my sister-in-law 🤠 by rhea_hawke

crossstitchworld:

Oregon Trail piece for my sister-in-law 🤠 by rhea_hawke

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