shrine to a dude, who even knows

Imagine how widely beloved the bots would be if they were Paradox style randomly generated minor nobility instead of hot chicks

femmenietzsche:

femmenietzsche:

Imagine how widely beloved the bots would be if they were Paradox style randomly generated minor nobility instead of hot chicks

Von Kreutz 🇦🇹 Salzburg 🇦🇹 19 🇦🇹 Hemophiliac 🐰

Tagged: vidya

dduane:

pavel-nabokov-stuff:

dracula61:

Magnificent Phoenix Creation, launched and flown.

This thing is fabulous!

We lost a vital part of this site when people stopped making “fuckyeah_____” fan blogs 

killtheteendream:

We lost a vital part of this site when people stopped making “fuckyeah_____” fan blogs 

Tagged: endorsed tumblrtumblrtumblr

Male Captions

synoddiane:

I started a sideblog for a kind of cursed project that amuses me. Basically, it’s intentionally bad forced masculinization captions in the style of unintentionally bad forced feminization captions, with what I think are some very good choices of pop culture characters. Check it out if that sounds appealing to you.

Tagged: sexual media gender

scope-dogg:

yeah

pickypicnic:

yeah

Today's home quality advance was sorting a bunch of records, cutting the stub of a trunk lower in hopes it sprouts shoots below...

Today’s home quality advance was sorting a bunch of records, cutting the stub of a trunk lower in hopes it sprouts shoots below and forced wider by last year’s in pursuit of support when the trunk stub serves as mount for a table, and getting a double-stick incense burner and starting to figure good scents for the front room – from when I got into cologne I realized I’d been underappreciating smell as a sense to accessorize into. (So far I’m favoring frankincense)

Tagged: karafuto

what if we broke the cycle of violence and got brunch together

supreme-leader-stoat:

doityourselfbombs:

what if we broke the cycle of violence and got brunch together

what if we continued the cycle of violence. and got brunch together.

yuri of the week

darling-highness:

shinyriolus:

captaintightpanties:

conronorock:

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.

what the fuck is this newspaper

not going to keep replying on that long thread because i love all my followers. but it is so funny to be like ‘well a poem could...

containsquinine:

sud-e-magia:

kaoinim:

txttletale:

txttletale:

not going to keep replying on that long thread because i love all my followers. but it is so funny to be like ‘well a poem could be totally apolitical. it could be about love’. the famously apolitical topic of love. courtship & sex? not an iota of politics in that, nuh-uh.

having apolitical sex with my apolitical wife

do an apolitical crime with my apolitical knife

Having the apolitical time of my apolitical life

Oh you guys you gotta see this. I was watching something and it reminded me of Elon Musk

angelicguy:

Oh you guys you gotta see this. I was watching something and it reminded me of Elon Musk

Tagged: sexual media

vergak:

Tagged: gender

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

sploompfy:

transmascfrankiero:

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

oh it’s ms.

This is his winter daytime spot now

This is his winter daytime spot now

Tagged: badger the cat

Are eyeballs real?

admiral-craymen asked:

Are eyeballs real?

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

turnneck:

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

Yes and here’s how they work:

YES QUEEN GIVE US NOTHING!!

[Description] A sign on a diner's window that says ` [Text] TASTIN' [newline]  TOO [newline]  GOOD [newline]  IS [newline]  WRONG

Tagged: androids dreaming of electric sheep

bonequest:

I wish I knew a synonym for normies that didn't sound so internet-poisoned--"people aligned with mainstream culture in an...

squareallworthy:

caesarsaladinn:

I wish I knew a synonym for normies that didn’t sound so internet-poisoned–“people aligned with mainstream culture in an unexamined way” is a useful concept, but I can’t describe it without sounding like I’m sneering.

We used to say “mundanes,” or, less freqently, “MORs” (from Middle Of the Road). But “mundanes” also sounds like you’re sneering, and “MORs” is obscure, so probably neither will do for what you want.

The men in the gray flannel suits?

jethroq:

triangle shirtwaist factory fire as art in that it continues to make people mad to this very day

intimate-mirror:

intimate-mirror:

triangle shirtwaist factory fire as art in that it continues to make people mad to this very day

hm actually this is a pretty dumb way of approaching the thing

more like, aella’s twitter account as art because she continually makes people angry