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intimate-mirror:

“derailing” as a concept really only makes sense when applied to IRL discussions, where if one person is talking, other people can’t be heard over them, and where if people are talking about one thing, it becomes impossible to talk about a different thing

applying it to online is like applying the concept of theft to online, “you wouldn’t download a car” style

there’s no scarcity here, so trying to apply the concept of ownership to posts doesn’t make sense

It’s literally the charge that someone is trying to “railroad” a conversation turned on its head

the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

youth pastor asking you what your “prayernouns” are

I uh… huh, which “I” pronouns various Japanese people (/characters) use talking to the gods vs. other humans probably would be a neat bit of characterization

Yeah, really just appreciating how much better living in my house is than just a year ago, and I haven’t even gotten to the real renovation yet

sandmandaddy69:

beardedmrbean:

ja-khajay:

christianstepmoms:

contracted cum lung working 15 hour shifts in the cock mines

katdacatt:

skvwalker:

star wars + taylor swift lyrics (2/?)
↳ SHEEV PALPATINE + MASTERMIND

diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

reblog if your tumblr is more popular than the Metaverse

luntfontanne:

literally this:

insomniac-arrest:

podcastwizard:

podcastwizard:

solidseater:

I need a ghost writer for a BDSM smut King of the Hill fanfic where Hank Hill is gagged the whole time. I want to call it Silent Hill.

SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY

posts that should have 50k notes and also should not exist at the same time

crowdsourced smut

Pro-pain and pro-pain accessories

itehexael:

utterobstruction:

itehexael:

You can’t spell advertisements without putting semen between tits

:)

goflowolfog:

prettykikimora-deactivated20250:

The other day someone said they didn’t know jabba the hut died in the 6th movie and I was like, forgetting the name of the thing he rode around on amd just said he died in a plane crash. Yeah jabba the hut died on 911 he was on one of the planes. Then we started talking like him of course saying shit like “me wanna bunga steel beams”

JAAN WEESI CHUBA PENTAGONGO?

Shoulda seen the danger before I made my bed The Most Comfortable Place I’ve Ever Experienced, Where You Need But Shift Your Weight to Discover New Dimensions of Ease

Someone’s done a Debaser filk as “Displacer”, right?

Cannot overstate the surreality that every day as I lose weight inhabiting my body feels less like it ever has

retroactivebakeries:

ducksandneetleteetles:

come to the realisation that every fucked-up fictional lesbian couple needs a third, more fucked up lesbian around to make them worse. not for love triangle reasons because the main two are very much into each other and are weird about it but because the third lesbian makes things sooo much worse and also funnier because she can. just girly things etc.

coolxatu:

coolxatu:

in the cambrian period the ocean was shallow and the sun never set. every day was sunday morning and there was never any dark. the world was a watery wonderland and air didnt exist yet. animals had just invented eating eachh other and it was really funny. having eyeballs was all the rage

sad. well, theres other eras

sandsvendor100:

apileofsmiles:

sandsvendor100:

sandsvendor100:

Oh

My God

Have You Heard The Terrible News

What happened Seymour?

They Are Printing The Bible In The Vernacular Tongue And Distributing It Out To The Lay People