kontextmaschine

I did look at that and cringe imagining one of Rod Dreher’s twee-ass travelogues ending up with eating Gnome Pudding in a burrow beneath the mossy oak or something

depsidase:

quoms:

“I’m getting to the point with fashion where I want to wear things that make no sense,” said Sophia Attie, 24, a paralegal in Brooklyn who owns a pair of light-up Crocs released in collaboration with 7-Eleven.

Ms. Attie said that she would not pay the boots’ $350 retail price, but that she liked the idea. “I want someone to look at my feet and go, ‘That’s dumb,’” she said.

This really is the vibe

curlicuecal:

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bananonbinary:

curlicuecal:

very excited about this new medical option where we swallow a vibrator

i regret to inform you all that i did the research so you dont have to, and its exactly what you think. it’s a machine. its got an app. you can monitor the pill, in your body, through the app.

you raise such a good question

what is endgame for the vore vibrators

y'all, literly nothing on this website will tell me what is in the capsule or what happens to the capsule when it comes out the other end, but I have learned that it takes 3 weeks of treatment to see significant results and also that you have to place the capsule in an “activation pod” before you swallow it

and yes there is an app

I found a pdf they provide for physicians and I am currently making my way through it

current fun facts:

-the Pod has a usb charger and a wall adapter

-do not MRI this capsule, dear god

-do not bite the capsule

-if a child swallows a capsule they need to go to the hospital

more fun facts from the dosing instructions

there are no directions for what to do at the end of the line so I am assuming the mystery capsule (that should not be allowed around pacemakers) gets flushed

it does say to see a doctor if you think it has not been excreted “within 2 weeks”

ps I assume this is standardized language, but I LOVE the idea that the vore vibrator might accidentally interfere with TV and radio

@kawaiianimeredhead i vote yes

play-now-my-lord:

multitrackdrifting:

fool me once? shame on you. fool me 26 more times… thats on me

starmagnets:

Technology is beautiful.

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cornsnoot:

Alright did some more Blueberry Hill smashing and got to a part where things were well-rotted, but that just meant trying to maul things under a layer of almost-dirt, it was like being in a sandtrap, and now I think it’ll take 2 or even 3 more sessions

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nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

mister-bastian:

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

slogans of all time

“Dude, I know your mom”

this truly is one of the slogans of all time. good job.

yeoldenews:

Two different approaches newspapers took for printing kids’ completely illegible Dear Santa letters:

(source: The Grove (OK) Sun, Decemeber 23, 1920.)

and

(source: The Muncie (IN) Morning News, December 23, 1898.)

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thekimonogallery:

Gofukuyasan

tamamita:

tamamita:

Got non-Warby Parker glasses

kontextmaschine:

Don’t know enough to trace to the actual regions, but the Mexicans running food trucks in Portland have different accents and typical looks than in LA

Got to give it up for the commitment to still listen to music that basically sounds like the Tropico soundtrack, too

Don’t know enough to trace to the actual regions, but the Mexicans running food trucks in Portland have different accents and typical looks than in LA