Kink isn’t shameful because of the weird sex stuff. That part’s rad. It’s shameful because it is technically improv.
Okay but the day I realized that writing dirty talk was basically just “Yes, and” but horny is the day I walked directly away from my keyboard into the back yard and stared at the sky for a while.
Aah, the maul smashing wore out my lower back to the point that even if the rest of me feels fine I have way too much core instability to go out tonight
I always forget this is an actual song, like a real song someone sang that was on the radio and adored by many, and whenever I hear it, I never recognize it at first, and when the realization hits, it’s like a brick to the face, and I swear this has happened multiple times throughout my life but by god, having it hit when you’re listening to a playlist of sad 90s songs is something else, like instant heartbreak-healing, you can’t be even remotely upset, went from crying to laughing in 59 seconds, and if you don’t recognize the song either, just play it, trust me on this one, and enjoy the brick to the face:
One thing about golf booming in America with the automobile, as courses enjoyed the sudden benefit of enough players in access range to support themselves is you have courses appearing on the fringe of cities in the 1920s to immediate postwar, in the direction that automotive expansion favors, so by the modern day you have these open grounds which often organized themselves as “country clubs” in what are now some fairly central urban locations
texts you get from me when you support my patreon at the roommate level. anyway do you want to see the chinese website about lab mice that constituted the endpoint of my quest? yes you do
and this INCREDIBLY important banner ad
showing that mouse the wide-eyed, neotenous, candy-colored version of itself just seems mean! like, what if you give it body image issues
nobody asked for this but heres the footnote i wrote that represents an hour of frantic mouse-related google searches
although i generally am in favor of the leftist / sjw tumblrsphere coming back from the peaks of softboy McElroy-ism into something more irreverent and “edgy”, some of you are getting a bit too comfortable just throwing around “retarded” like it’s 2005 again
I was just thinking about what it would be like if Devo’s 1977 “Mongoloid” had been “Retard”
In a world where they did call the song “Retard”, imagine arguing to them that it would be less offensive if they named the song with a synonym that referenced a specific real human ethnic group.
Oh no “Mongoloid” used to double for steppe and Down’s types, cause of their eyelids
You see, the renewed Portland is newly traffic-dense, so even discounting the centrifugal geographic spread it’s rougher to get places at night by bike, or driving drunk,
Have realized that the last few years of “wait is someone playing their basement radio loud and I’m feeling it through the ground?” was no, apparently I’m crossing the brain wires that allow you to recognize every tune you’ve ever heard and the ones that recognize patterns in any random series of sensory inputs
Realized cause twice this week I caught myself starting to “hear” things I’d just been reminded of through purely textual inputs.
The plus side is I can walk down the street and parse it as this STOMP-ass version of Len’s “Steal My Sunshine”
Oh huh it just struck me that back in the Delirium of the Endless, Listening to Prozac, Helena Bonham Carter Manic Pixie Dream Girl ‘90s there was like an authenticity attached to being, as a basic character trait, mad
Have realized that the last few years of “wait is someone playing their basement radio loud and I’m feeling it through the ground?” was no, apparently I’m crossing the brain wires that allow you to recognize every tune you’ve ever heard and the ones that recognize patterns in any random series of sensory inputs
Realized cause twice this week I caught myself starting to “hear” things I’d just been reminded of through purely textual inputs.
The plus side is I can walk down the street and parse it as this STOMP-ass version of Len’s “Steal My Sunshine”
although i generally am in favor of the leftist / sjw tumblrsphere coming back from the peaks of softboy McElroy-ism into something more irreverent and “edgy”, some of you are getting a bit too comfortable just throwing around “retarded” like it’s 2005 again
I was just thinking about what it would be like if Devo’s 1977 “Mongoloid” had been “Retard”
