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loving-n0t-heyting:

twocubes:

you know what i’m fine with people going back and psychologically diagnosing historical figures

yes, they’re doing it based on very limited data, but, i’ve never met a psychologist who diagnosed me with even close to as much data as there is available on most historical figures

I remember ppl lecturing one another online about not taking diagnostic tests at home as serious evidence the way they would be if administered competently in “clinical settings” and like. I have seen these clinical settings, friend, they are just office rooms with diplomas on the well

The whole thing has the feeling of a sacrament. Ordinary, natural standards of evidence don’t match up to the knowledge you can acquire thru “clinical” use, bc diagnosis isn’t natural knowledge. It’s supernatural cognition, infused thru the power of sacramental matter by one bear the spiritual character of holy orders. Retroactive historical diagnoses lack this essential context; they’re offensive and irrational the same way as mormon posthumous baptism

So what’s the weed market like now in states that don’t have stores?

The last few years I have picked up on how incredibly important it is to keeping you warm in bed that your blankets overhang the bed on all sides, just a bit of them lying rumpled on the bed is a big loss

I hope the ultimate payoff of the Last Of Us series is we finally get a new Left 4 Dead

Discovered a better weed vape battery that had better airflow so you didn’t have to pull and was like “oh this is so great!” but the thing is I was still sucking where now you just have to put it in your mouth and breathe in and I went through a week’s cartridge in 3 days

triviallytrue:

loving-n0t-heyting:

triviallytrue:

if you want to change the world via posting i recommend you make a twitter or a substack - odds are very good (overwhelming, even) that you still won’t meaningfully change the world, but they’re a lot better than they are on tumblr

Tell that to worldoptimisation

i don’t think her tumblr had much to do with her means of changing the world - instead it’s a rather quaint artifact

It might be more achievable but only influence of a certain sort, I think the angles very much favor me making a home on [tumblr]

As my belly shrinks the stretch marks have disappeared replaced by fresh skin at least on the segment of it I can see looking straight down such that it looks round, partially furred, pink and blemished in a way that reminds me of the top of my mom’s (late) dad’s head

So I’m out of last week’s rut where I wasn’t getting anything accomplished and luxuriating in how I can just advance a bit on some of my progress bars every day and that’s just… okay?

damazcuz:

Sometimes you’re gonna see a really stupid post and you’re gonna have to keep your mouth shut online but you can always say “Shut the fuck up dumb fuck” out loud, they can’t hear you when you do that.

viulus:

tsundereforcoffee:

adhdalistair:

adhdalistair:

every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now

hey guys… interesting news

turns out daily intestional cramping isn’t normal

a tragedy in two acts

This is actually the funniest fucking thing

marlinspirkhall:

notahorseindisguise:

midnight-revolucion:

hiveswap:

notahorseindisguise:

mysticorset:

notahorseindisguise:

the “came back wrong” trope except like… they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like “oh no… what have i done…. shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!” and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like “oh shes soooo weird” but shes just normal

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It’s your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

fallout-lou-begas:

“i think some people are basically coming around to this, like, greater comfort in owning up to being a pervert about something. shout out domino club “being sickos about X” sort of thing, where sickos is the meme of a pervert looking in on something that excites him. the author is sickos about a subject, and indulges himself; the audience are sickos about his indulgence, self recognition via the other - yeah haha sweat really IS that hot, thanks for putting it into disgustingly indulgent words so i can see what you see. i think when writers are afraid to be perverts that they make bad work. they make the work that can’t stand by itself, collapsing on interrorgation or challenge; or too many contrasting and unconfident voices have averaged out to a sort of perversion of the commons, indulging only the safest and most unoffensive fetishes to render on the screen. because when art displays the common fetishes of heterosexual matrimony, fast cars and big guns and big-but-not-gargantuan breasts, labouring under capitalism, even such apparently inoffensive things as such as sexless wholesome romanticism, perfect bodies that refuse to fuck, a prioritising of soft uwu safety over any kind of flavour - these absolutely are fetishes. every day you are smothered in the common perversions of so much of society, endless generic creators indulging their endless generic fetishes while denying that they are in any sort of way perverts.”

— —“Good Writers are Perverts,” typed up in a fugue by Average Urotsukidōji Enjoyer for Domino Club on itch.io

kushblazer666:

i love looking at youtube comments on 60s songs

gutsygills:

kindlingnorah:

lukore:

this in the singularity

Someone is legit going to get deradicalized as a kink

whatever it takes, man

memecucker:

Straight to bargain-bin-value pack American action schlock films stopped being any fun when they stopped being made by Republicans that do cocaine and started being made by Republicans that don’t do cocaine

Alright, it rained enough for me to blow up some of the already-ground-to-dirt leaves on a side block, now tomorrow I put them on Strawberry Ridge and get the leaves on the neighbor’s side of the side yard for Blueberry Hill and then I finish the leaf-gathering chapter for the year.

donnerpartyofone:

Why isn’t anyone stopping me from reading everything about the Puppy Bowl on Wikipedia

hortensius-deactivated20240909:

we ate tagliatelle with boar ragù from some boar a client of my father’s hunted and my father was like ‘oh this boar killed one of my client’s hunting dogs and wounded another’ and i was there chewing on the ragù like oh great my pasta has lore now. just like in ovid’s metamorphoses

labor9:

kaguyin:

my little pony redesigns 

may redo rarity