shrine to a dude, who even knows

freelancer agent texas o[TヘTo]

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

therainbowgorilla:

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

twentythousandvolts:

freelancer agent texas o[TヘTo]

You are about to have unfathomable sex

Is that a threat?

Is it a threat?

Yes.

Tagged: androids dreaming of electric sheep i love this bot

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

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Tagged: androids dreaming of electric sheep

Tell her she’s precious while you’re sliding your fingers into her. 😍

sch-uwu-lchen:

i-want-spankings:

Tell her she’s precious while you’re sliding your fingers into her. 😍

skajsjhddhjs

Alright, didn't even go outside today but I banged out a lot of tedious clerical work.

Alright, didn’t even go outside today but I banged out a lot of tedious clerical work.

thyrell:

Someone was moaning about it the other day but you know it’s true, I have noticed an increase in depictions of drunk driving as antiauthoritarianism lately

Tagged: vibe shift tomorrow belongs to meme drunk driving 2023

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theweirdwideweb:

Tagged: pennsylvania

Ordered some [tumblr] sweatpants

Ordered some [tumblr] sweatpants

Tagged: tumblrtumblrtumblr

Oh, hey, my new mugs have a handle design that's much better at stably carrying hot liquids

Oh, hey, my new mugs have a handle design that’s much better at stably carrying hot liquids

I just sharted lightly, dirtying my Burthole and surrounding dermis but leaving my panties mercifully unsoiled.

evilvillain123456789:

I just sharted lightly, dirtying my Burthole and surrounding dermis but leaving my panties mercifully unsoiled.

gonna start thinking of this every time I shart lightly

blood is so cool

1percentcharge:

1percentcharge:

1percentcharge:

blood is so cool

its like a magic liquid that keeps you alive. AND its bold red like the most cuntservy color possible and a little blood on the outside of your body and everyone’s attention is on you. It commands the room. AND it tastes good

this is a normal take ! 👍

One way to look at it, if all the '10s excess ultimately just leads Gen X's later-life conservative turn to take the idiom of...

One way to look at it, if all the ‘10s excess ultimately just leads Gen X’s later-life conservative turn to take the idiom of “nah, let’s don’t do the 70s again” instead of buckwild Reagan or Dubya-ass stuff, it’ll more or less shake out fair

Tagged: culture war 2023

At this point I'm fine with just 2 scoops of creatine every day as long as I'm not swinging a sledgehammer or anything...

At this point I’m fine with just 2 scoops of creatine every day as long as I’m not swinging a sledgehammer or anything (previously I had been alternating 2- and 3-scoop days). So that is clearing up but it only seems to be doing so on the same slow schedule as the first case the energy stuff showed up with, though with lower “slope”, as this episode started 3 shots in the hole vs. the previous’ 8.

The underlying issue still seems to be a difficulty in aerobic energy generation, I do wonder what the relationship is to reports associating long covid to diabetes, but last time this worked fine and eventually cleared with no needles, only weight loss, so riding this one out

Tagged: long covid kontextmaschine loses weight

So as I lost weight first it went from feeling that I was fat to that I had fat, trapped between my skin and my body proper, now...

So as I lost weight first it went from feeling that I was fat to that I had fat, trapped between my skin and my body proper, now I’m noticing that at the edges of the belly that’s already tautening to the point that it feels like the skin and fat are together a gym mat-type layer of padding coating the body

Tagged: kontextmaschine loses weight

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

cathkaesque:

thesadandterriblejoxworld:

me painting my little warhammer figurines

Tagged: wh40k

i think attempted murder has got to be the most embarrassing crime you could get charged with. like you're under arrest for......

valtsv:

valtsv:

i think attempted murder has got to be the most embarrassing crime you could get charged with. like you’re under arrest for… failing at murder.

Comment from @/heavenly-havoc that says "Lmao look at this loser, can't even kill a person. You know how killable people are? Whole court is laughing at you. Jail for being cringe."ALT

Majestic Photographs Of Antarctic Glaciers By Julieanne Kost Photographer Julieanne Kost has captured the majestic and seldom...

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landscape-photo-graphy:

Majestic Photographs Of Antarctic Glaciers By Julieanne Kost

Photographer Julieanne Kost has captured the majestic and seldom seen beauty of Antarctica in an expedition to the frozen continent. 

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#okay this is really pretty#an I love me some good ice#but is everybody else seeing what I’m seeing

yes

#icebergs designed by georgia o'keefe

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