I’m imagining a guy with a machete just running wild through an old folks home and everyone shrugging and saying philosophically well they were pretty old
*watching the slaughter* You have to remember that most of the people dying from machete attack have comorbidities.
Did some googling to find an old post and discovered I get screencapped to Reddit a lot.
Being Seen by your mutuals is one thing, having consistent haters in the same ecology is another, but discovering that there are entire wholly disconnected discursive systems taking you as an input is nuts
Belzer died at his home in Beaulieu-sur-Mer on February 19, 2023, at the age of 78, from complications of unspecified circulatory and respiratory conditions. According to his friend, novelist Bill Scheft, his last words were “Fuck you, motherfucker”.
What was your first source of portable music? Walkman? CD player with headphones? MP3 Player? iPod? Phone?
my fucking god these tags aged me 50 years
they’re literally the size of a CD, hen. you can still buy them
presumably anti skip technology has evolved since then and actually reliably works now (if you jolt a cd drive when it’s playing the laser reading it will also jolt around and songs will skip - not useful when walking. anti skip technology is meant to stabilise so it doesn’t happen. very rarely was this actually the fucking case)
you’d carry around a little flip folder of CDs like this in your bag
often containing at least one mixtape cd you burned yourself, or that someone else had made you, with the tracklist written on it in sharpie
common from the late 90s - early/mid 00s when MP3 players and iPods started to take over
Alien species which is just about to ascend into being Pure Energy or whatever, but first they have to go through the galaxy and purge all their civilzational traces of memes and pop music and throwing up in the sink at 2 AM after getting shitfaced, so that the fledgling races millions of years later will only see how cool and exalted they were.
saw this tiktok like “when pro choice women die all the aborted babies block their path to heaven”…um I could literally just step around them. babies have NOTHING on me
Biting down on my false tooth containing a single hidden viagra and i am overcome with a powerful erection that frightens and intimidates my captors into letting me go free
Libs think that if they stand by and let bad things happen to marginalized people that we’ll all become Damaged Artists who make music for them to listen to on their commute to work at Raytheon Oppression Cybernetics Lab instead of what actually happens which is We Just Die
Oh look they’ve just passed a bill banning masks for trans people again
Oh cool now pants are legally defined as obscenity if a trans man wears them
Cant wait for the new trannynoise breaktrap albums we’re about to get
Some situations in life are like when a cat chases a bear up a tree. Logically, you know that a bear could kill the cat with one blow with no effort at all. But a bear has no concept of how cats work. To a bear, everything that’s made out of meat will fight back before becoming prey, once escaping this fate is no longer an option, but nothing that could flee would choose not to, and attack the bear first. As far as a bear is concerned, there is nothing out there that would attack a bear without an absolute confidence that it could kill a bear. If something hits you first, you fucking run.
And cats have no concept of how anything works. As far as a cat is concerned, if there’s something in your face that you don’t want in your face, you just fucking smack it. And if something starts fleeing from you, you chase it.
Sometimes in life there are situations where there only seems to be one logical outcome, the common sense one that seems foregone conclusion. But it only looks like that because you have a clear and realistic view of the big picture. Then the only logical conclusion doesn’t happen, because nobody actually involved in the situation has a realistic understanding of what’s going on.
