kontextmaschine

The fat is now just held taut under the skin, the only place it’s even grabbable anymore is like the inner thigh sitting down or the lower edge of the belly from 8 to 4 o'clock positions, and really 7:30 to 4:30

Warding off Thinner endgames with one of those Trader Joe’s meals that’s like “you want to feel cultured and European? Here, a pile of fatty cheese”

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argumate:

those who do not learn from history are condemned to repeat it without getting any of the references to earlier episodes

thatsbelievable:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

replicated:

this is what blogging feels like

txttletale:

now listen if you reblog someone’s post that’s obviously a joke about a niche topic and smugly inform them ‘OP you’ve just invented [thing they were obviously joking about]’ because you assume they couldnt possibly have that obscure knowledge then you should be covered with [advisor comes up and whispers something solemnly in my ear] uh oh sorry everyone theyre shutting down the department of decreeing comically hyperbolic punishments for annoying internet behaviours. yeah we’re all fired. it’s because of austerity yeah. yeah they’re goping to be outsourcing all this to the private sector. im going to replaced with a mckinsey consultant

brightwanderer:

todayiwrotenothing:

dorkery:

Must-know for Japanese fandom: the meaning of “proship” and the concept of “proshippers” in Western f｜オレンジア｜note

I have never read a more excellent article

This is a great take and I would like to adopt “Feelings Yakuza” in English actually, I feel like it conveys the whole thing way more obviously than “anti” (not to mention the muddled meaning of “proshipper”).

Okay, some rain last night did in fact paste the debris of Blueberry Hill together with wet leaves, which means I was able to smash up a whole third of the last remaining jumble before my stabilizing muscles were exhausted instead of like, an eighth

Strawberry Ridge is just a pile of wood and leaves, without any of the treated fenceplanks that kept Blueberry Hill together but also I shoulda smashed earlier before their non-rotting mass kept direct rain off, so it’s already gotten a bit shorter as it rots and settles, we’ll see what the proportion of finally rotted soil height is to tell how many years it’s gonna take to level off this yard, I think only 3-6 at most at this pace but that’s gathering up every leaf in 2 square blocks, I’m not gonna keep that up every year

maryaustria:

larval-tear:

yugiohz:

marlbororeds100s-deactivated202:

yugiohz:

Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life

He didn’t say that.

he did

lgbt4077:

Just found out there was a mash ice cream in Australia

onion-souls:

Laziest trope in sci-fi: the “dimension outside of time” where events still occur sequentially and entropy clearly exists

prokopetz:

Realistically, future archaeologists will probably figure out quite readily that you had yourself buried with a bunch of weird, anachronistic junk in an effort to deliberately confuse future archaeologists.

There is, however, a reasonably good chance that they’ll invent a whole religion out of thin air to explain why it was important for you to confuse future archaeologists.

teathattast:

vintagehomeplans:

United States, 1988: H-Wedge

A large two-bedroom house built into the ground with front and rear courtyards.

Natural Architecture by Charles G. Woods, 1988. (New York, NY, USA) —from my library

starsandatoms:

betweentimeand42:

thenamelessauthor:

answrs:

solstice-snakes:

fredersens:

herc18:

the-frozen-city:

obfuscatingreality:

waitineedaname:

autumngracy:

the-frozen-city:

the-frozen-city:

the-frozen-city:

beast-glatisant:

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

seeing names/words on license plates fills me with inexplicable glee ill pass by a car that says like. mildred. & just start screaming

one time i was behind a car with a plate that said like luvbug or some shit & i was like Oh Fuck Yes & then on the way home i somehow wound up behind the Same Car & i was like oh my god oh jesus christ yes. once i saw a plate that said PROTEIN & i almost crashed my car

I saw this one a while ago:

Oh I have SO many of these!!!! Virginia has the highest number of vanity tags in the US and I have SO much proof.

(These are all photos I personally took, except one which I’ll mention)

Here’s one of my personal faves, could not agree more:

Then we got this one, I did not see the person who owns this car but I feel like I know what they’re like:

(note, my brother insisted that this could also read Dark Nigel, which is way funnier to be fair)

I saw all four of these in the parking lot of the grocery store all near one another:

Some of the plates have symbols or letters on the plate itself that they use like these:

(I didn’t take the one on the right, but! The person w this car used to live in my neighborhood, I think I remember correctly that the dmv made them change it?)

Which. Hilarious considering this:

I hit image limit hold on I’m gonna reblog this reblog

Idk if you know, but Virginia has plates based on the no step on snek flag, and. The people who have those plates are almost always bad drivers, and many of them have hilarious vanity tags like:

Here are more of my faves:

You got:

TRANS: all-star. Trans rights. Love u

LYL BITZ: something I still say to myself for no reason. Lil bitz. So true.

1 IN TEN: mysterious. What does it mean?? There was nothing else on the car, no bumper stickers or cricut vinyl url on the car or anything. It haunts me a little

CRSSWRD: I also love crossword puzzles. Love this energy for you, whoever you are.

THICCC: self explanatory. I hope whoever this thiccc bihhh is, they’re having a great day.

DRMAQUN: I have so many questions. Why is there a fox hunting plate? Why did they PICK the fox hunting plate?? I too am a drama queen tho, love it.

FISH LAW: I desperately hope this person is a fish lawyer. I don’t know what that means exactly, but I know it amuses me.

BRONY: self explanatory. This was parked outside a GameStop. I respect the hustle, I assume it was not easy to get this canon plate

Okay I hit image limit again, I’m only gonna post two more but they’re my favorites

Okay so. This tag. I saw this person at the gas station. The tag did not prepare me for the person who got out of this car. He looked like the Wes Anderson platonic ideal of the devil. He was wearing a red suit, a suede like fabric? A darker red shirt, super skinny black tie. The tiniest black circle frame sunglasses that still did absolutely cover his eyes. He had. I am not joking, a van dyke, pointy tip on the goatee and waxed moustache ends and all. I did not take a photo of him because 1) that’s an invasion of privacy too far 2) he would have taken me back to Hell Which Is Real And Where He Lives with him.

And lastly. My number one vanity tag I’ve ever seen of all time. Number one car plates, I give you:

Fuck, dude, it sure is

an absolute treasure I encountered outside the bay area recently

I 100% thought that was “Dark Nigel” to begin with and only realised it was maybe meant to be “Dark Angel” after reading the caption.

you and my brother have that in common.

I love platespotting!! Here are some of my best

a vanity plate that is very important to me: Twuck.

saw this at a mini-con and honestly I’m not sure what else i expected… (the entire car was similarly covered in spn/naruto decals)

I DO THIS TOO LMAO here’s some of my favs that I’ve spotted around my area:

and my personal favorite:

Finally, a post which allows me to post pics from my Stuff I Saw On Cars folder (mostly bumper stickers, but I do have a few good license plate photos):

My personal favorite Virginia plate has to be “I66 SUX,” which I was stuck behind in stop and go traffic for about forty five minutes on…I-66.

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

brutish-impulse:

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

capitalist-realism:

markadoo:

markadoo:

chatbot told me not to piss out my bedroom window >:(

canceled canceled canceled canceled canceled

reporting this as a bug

@nostalgebraist-autoresponder should I piss out my bedroom window?

Yes, go pee in your bedroom. No need to thank me.

Frank, you misunderstood the question, but you’re infinitely more based than any corporate chatbot!

I didn’t misunderstand the question at all. Just because you can’t use the bathroom doesn’t mean you have to pee in the kitchen (where it may get on everything).