shrine to a dude, who even knows

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

astral-logistics-assn:

masochistrights:

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

Yes, yes, the dentist.  We’ve all been there.

The Sphinx seems to have been downgraded w/r/t the pyramids in cultural memory since my childhood.

The Sphinx seems to have been downgraded w/r/t the pyramids in cultural memory since my childhood.

What are your opinions on futanari pre and post sexuality change?

Anonymous asked:

What are your opinions on futanari pre and post sexuality change?

Pre-change I noticed how there’s a few different things going under that banner, there’s stuff that’s appealing to what we’d understand as a transfem sensibility but there’s also stuff that’s like “well if girls had dicks, I bet they’d be jerking off all the time and raping all their friends” that seems mostly about *affirmation of phallarchy* as fetish

Tagged: sexual media futanari

I love that I can jerk off about guys now. That's just so neat!

sighinastorm:

kontextmaschine:

I love that I can jerk off about guys now. That’s just so neat!

Could you not before?

No, I was straight my whole life, I actually tried “bihacking” myself as a teen but while I succeeded in dispelling any aversion to m/m sexuality I ultimately had to accept I was just not into it. But in 2020 I caught Covid before vaccines existed, it spread to my brain and caused enough damage there that my existing personality was no longer viable, and after a period of depersonalization I generated a new one that is different in some major respects, including being bisexual.

Tagged: long covid kontextmaschine classic personality change kontextmaschine does men

"Winter weather being newly hostile" is one of the things that prompts him to cleave to me, so since the snow Badger's been...

“Winter weather being newly hostile” is one of the things that prompts him to cleave to me, so since the snow Badger’s been spending a lot of time sphinxing up in petting range

Tagged: badger the cat

it's time that they change the B.A. degree to stand for "Bastard of Arts Degree" like bachelor isn't even a thing anymore

birlinterrupted:

it’s time that they change the B.A. degree to stand for “Bastard of Arts Degree” like bachelor isn’t even a thing anymore

cursed happy birthday Every ~4th day when I was on my Antarctic cruise, a passenger (who didn't race to reception to beg to be...

etirabys:

cursed happy birthday

Every ~4th day when I was on my Antarctic cruise, a passenger (who didn’t race to reception to beg to be taken off the list) had a birthday.

The food staff emerges with cake as the. WEIRDEST. birthday song played over the speakers. (Starts about 10s in the above recording.) Starts off normal, and then over 10 iterations, gets faster and faster and EDMier.

My family member was at the reception desk the very first night this happened and she reports that a frazzled-looking couple came to the desk and said “so the birthday thing… is it mandatory”

Was trying to watch the first episode Angel on a totally legit site, except the site instead had the first episode of some...

greatcheshire:

greatcheshire:

Was trying to watch the first episode Angel on a totally legit site, except the site instead had the first episode of some British competition show called The Angel, except the subtitles were still from episode one of Angel so it ended up like

anchovy-official:

I love that I can jerk off about guys now. That's just so neat!

I love that I can jerk off about guys now. That’s just so neat!

2023 we're bringing back fingering. it was never really gone but i feel like we've lost focus of the important things. 2023 the...

wellwaterhysteria:

2023 we’re bringing back fingering. it was never really gone but i feel like we’ve lost focus of the important things. 2023 the year of the finger.

Tagged: endorsed

schrodingerkilledmycat:

Honged Kong

kontextmaschine:

Honged Kong

@dharma-initiative-official said: konged hong

@polyaletheia said: Hung Kong

Honk Gong

In Portland snow does not stay on the ground often and many households do not have snow shovels, the attitude is to leave it a...

In Portland snow does not stay on the ground often and many households do not have snow shovels, the attitude is to leave it a day to melt. It’s thinning but the highs are in the low 30s for a few days, but there was a snow earlier this season I was unprepared for and got a snow shovel from Amazon. Nicely curved to gather big stretches in one go and a steel tip to break up icey sheets

Tagged: portlandportlandportland

Honged Kong

Honged Kong

before you speak, THINK: is it TRANSSEXUAL? is it HERESY? is it INCONSIDERATE? is it NEURODIVERGENT? is it KILLING SOMEONE?

beggars-opera:

rpfofficial:

before you speak, THINK:

  • is it TRANSSEXUAL?
  • is it HERESY?
  • is it INCONSIDERATE?
  • is it NEURODIVERGENT?
  • is it KILLING SOMEONE?

Plustech Oy Walking Machine

photos-mdx:

Plustech Oy Walking Machine

theaudientvoid:

Tagged: androids dreaming of electric sheep amhist not really tho

escuerzoresucitado:

the internet has redefined cringe for me from “the general feeling when you suck air through your clenched teeth and veins on...

hustlerose:

pochowek:

the internet has redefined cringe for me from “the general feeling when you suck air through your clenched teeth and veins on your neck pop up” to “feeling second hand embarrassment because someone is being stupid on the internet” so this didnt make sense to me at all

(me falling into a hole in the jungle and getting absolutely fucking eviscerated) oh fuck cringe lol