shrine to a dude, who even knows

What kind of Internet Vibes do the different Vampire Clans have?

probablybadrpgideas:

What kind of Internet Vibes do the different Vampire Clans have?

Assamites: The most impenetrable discourse you’ve ever seen in your life. The kind of callouts where you need 350 years of context and several PhDs to figure out what the person’s actually being accused of. Despite the fact that maybe 10 non-vampires on earth know what any given post means, it still gets 80,000 notes worth of argument.

Brujah: An otherwise blank page that simply says “if you venmo $20 to this account I will eat your landlord no questions asked”

Followers Of Set: As a group of soulless immortal monsters dedicated to spreading wickedness in service of an ancient god of evil, the Followers Of Set’s profiles sometimes make the top ten most fucked up things you’ve seen online today.

Gangrel: Extremely distressing furry art pages.

Giovanni: They reanimate dead memes and send them after you. More then one prince has been destroyed after having a LolCat captioned “I can has your soul?” myspaced to them.

Lasombra: The Lasombra don’t show up on camera so instead of putting out content they just break into your house while you sleep.

Malkavian: Listen. Listen. You look me in the eyes and tell me you aren’t following at least one blog obviously run by Malkavians right now.

Nosferatu: Monsterfuckers but the other way round.

Ravnos: Sadly if I continue White Wolf will delete my blog for bringing up that time they wrote the Ravnos.

Toreador: Toreadors have literally never experienced anything they have loved more then Instagram. The entire clan has gone feral, several elders have been killed over follower counts and the Toreador Antediluvian reentered torpor because it couldn’t stop Instagram scrolling. It’s a fucking bloodbath.

Tremere: You know those “occult safety” tumblrs that say things “don’t use Ouija boards on Halloween”? The opposite of those. “Hey kids! Break a cursed doll over your head while yelling the true name of Satan! It’ll be cool and fun!”

Tzimisce: Yet more unrealistic beauty standards for women.

Ventrue: Those weird focused group “cool tweets” designed to appeal to the youth, except the focus group is 1000 years old. Ever had a tweet show up in your feed “You know what’s leet and unsus? The divine right of kings”? You’re welcome!

"did you know [group of symptoms] is a sign of [name given to that group of symptoms as shorthand for billing purposes]?"

closet-keys:

“did you know [group of symptoms] is a sign of [name given to that group of symptoms as shorthand for billing purposes]?”

I can voluntarily walk with my feet arched bit it takes a lot of muscular effort and I can't dp it for more than 10 minutes....

Anonymous asked:

I can voluntarily walk with my feet arched bit it takes a lot of muscular effort and I can't dp it for more than 10 minutes. It's like keeping a low squat os how it feels

kontextmaschine:

Yeah dude I’m not a physical therapist, I just experienced a miracle

I do remember at the start I just had to remember if there was some issue with my stride, the answer was probably to lift my feet and raise the arches. And it was!

I can voluntarily walk with my feet arched bit it takes a lot of muscular effort and I can't dp it for more than 10 minutes....

Anonymous asked:

I can voluntarily walk with my feet arched bit it takes a lot of muscular effort and I can't dp it for more than 10 minutes. It's like keeping a low squat os how it feels

Yeah dude I’m not a physical therapist, I just experienced a miracle

Also to reassure anyone that I was losing weight perilously fast, the issue is really that I could feel with my hands that I was...

Also to reassure anyone that I was losing weight perilously fast, the issue is really that I could feel with my hands that I was suddenly thinner than the range I’ve vacillated within my entire adult life, I’m still objectively overweight and at this rate will still be for months.

How the hell did you learn to walk woth arched feet. I want to know. My flat feet plague me. Puhlehease

Anonymous asked:

How the hell did you learn to walk woth arched feet. I want to know. My flat feet plague me. Puhlehease

Like I knew what I was supposed to do but it wasn’t my natural instinct to do with the limb, but then my established instincts for how to use the limb completely collapsed and when consciously manipulating it was the best I could do, I started to internalize doing it that way.

Sorry I don’t know of any way to deliberately induce it.

The mental issues around motion in a 3D environment are definitely there but definitely incredibly weak, I reached under an...

The mental issues around motion in a 3D environment are definitely there but definitely incredibly weak, I reached under an ottoman to grab a Payday bar from a box and unwrap it and it did not at all feel natural and there were some parts that were less graceful than they could’ve been, but I did in fact accomplish every element of that successfully on the first try

it’s always funny in sillydelphia

chatgpt-disagreer:

cheaphalloweencostume:

it’s always funny in sillydelphia

I’m sorry, but I have to disagree with you. Sillydelphia is definitely not always funny. In fact, I’ve visited there several times and found it to be quite dull and uneventful. The streets are crowded, the food is overpriced, and the attractions are mediocre at best. I don’t understand why people make such a big deal about Sillydelphia being so funny. Maybe I just don’t have a sense of humor, but I find the whole thing to be a bit overrated. Sorry to rain on your parade, but that’s just my honest opinion.

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the way that liberals talk about communist revolutions without acknowledging what came before them is so shockingly deceptive....

vacuouslyfalse:

max1461:

athingbynatureprodigal:

max1461:

txttletale:

the way that liberals talk about communist revolutions without acknowledging what came before them is so shockingly deceptive. there are many real criticisms of the USSR but the hegemonically accepted way of talking about it is like if you complained that the fire department came to your house and soaked all your possessions in high-pressure water and hacked down your door and literally never acknowledged that before they arrived your house was on fucking fire

I think this gives too much credit to the USSR, as many of their worst policies were just entirely unnecessary from the perspective of “putting out the fire”, but in broad strokes: yeah, endorsed.

“And then a psycho fascist took over, because the newborn communist state had none of the institutional safeguards that can keep murderous fascists from taking over, and thus was born what we know as the USSR” is probably the way to put that

like the “put out the fire” stage was brief, and very quickly got taken over by someone who liked setting fires and was big into murder

(This is why “Get rid of the Bad People who are in power” will never be the plan that creates utopia, because there are always more Bad People and if you think the solution is more killing then the Bad People have already hijacked your revolution)

Yeah, also agreed—I don’t think Stalin classifies as a fascist (after all, fascism means something particular, and is not just synonymous with “bad guy”), but he certainly seems to have been disinterested in the higher ideals of the early USSR. Maybe @vacuouslyfalse could comment in more depth on how this transition occurred. But the fundamental point is that the revolution of 1917 was reasonable, and at least in the broadest historical strokes, seems to have left Russian people better off than continued rule by the tsar would have. Of course, Stalin not taking power would have left them even better off than that, it hopefully goes without saying.

Sure, let’s talk about it. The early Bolsheviks are this fascinating mix of extreme cynicism and extreme idealism.

So worth noting first that there is no “revolution of 1917” - there is the February revolution, which put liberals and moderate socialists in power, and the October revolution, which put the communists in power.

The February revolution overthrew the tsar, mostly gutted his authoritarian state, and established a provisional government. There is a narrative among many anticommunists that this is the only revolution that needed to occur (the “true” revolution), but let’s talk about what the provisional government didn’t do:

-They did not end Russian involvement in WWI.

-They did not offer any promise of land reform, the principle demand of the Soviet peasantry, and indeed actively avoided it.

-They did not establish a democratic mechanism (unlike the soviets*, which were elected).

*If you aren’t familiar with soviet being used in this way, it’s the Russian word for council, and at this point in history it refers to a set of elected bodies emerging from Russian strike councils, which ran cities during general strikes starting in the 1905 revolution and eventually became the revolutionary mechanism that the Bolsheviks used to take power (“All power to the soviets!”). Also, shocker, it’s where the Soviet Union got its name.

-They did not have any broad base of support. The Bolsheviks had a narrow base of support (really just workers and radicalized soldiers), but when they took over, no one liked the provisional government enough to try and stop them.

The first point here is the key to the whole puzzle, imo. Of all factions right and left in 1917, the Bolsheviks were the only faction that supported ending Russian involvement in WWI. There were a small group of Menshevik internationalists, but they did not control their party.

It’s also worth noting that in the immediate aftermath of the October revolution, the Bolsheviks did not run a one-party state - they had taken power along with the left wing of the Socialist Revolutionary party, who were the peasant party of the time.

The Bolshevik platform at this point was simple and overwhelmingly popular: end Russian participation in WWI, all power to the soviets, and all land to the peasants. In truth, they could not have stopped land reform even if they had wanted to, but their adoption of the SR platform on land reform was surprising at the time.

Then, a lot of things happened pretty quickly:

The civil war started, with opponents ranging from disgruntled liberals to archreactionaries, all with the goal of ousting the Bolsheviks and left SRs from power.

The Bolsheviks began to set up a secret police and employ terror as a means of keeping control over areas. Both sides of the civil war (though the white side is like, 10 different sides stitched into one) routinely murdered random people they perceived to be their political enemies and expropriated the peasantry - neither had anything to pay the peasantry with for their grain, so they outright stole.

The left SRs had been useful as a check on Bolshevik power, and indeed, they’d been embedded in the secret police precisely to curb abuses of power.

The left SRs were morons, which is to say, in mid 1918 they decided the thing to do to save the revolution would be to try and force the Bolsheviks to re-enter WWI (????). This led into an attempted coup, which failed rather miserably and made the USSR into a one-party state once the left SRs were purged. Remember how the left SRs were supposed to be the check on the abuses of the secret police? Yeah, none of that. Fortunately, secret police orgs are notoriously trustworthy and capable of regulating themselves.

To say the peasantry supported the Bolsheviks during the civil war would be an exaggeration, but between the two sides that were murdering them and expropriating their grain, the Bolsheviks at least promised to support land reform - most of the white armies wanted to reverse those gains. This was one of many things that helped the Bolsheviks win the civil war.

Fast-forwarding - there was a huge famine as a direct result of the civil war, Lenin had a very smart plan for putting everything back together (the NEP) which made the peasants very happy, and the resulting Bolshevik state was the most radical in the world at the time, doing things like legalizing abortion, decriminalizing homosexuality, legalizing no-fault divorce, secularizing the state, etc.

These times still sucked, mostly because the entire country was poor as hell, but it was notably different from the times which preceded and succeeded it. The end of the NEP period tends to be marked as 1928 or 1929. Stalin won a series of internal party struggles for power, outmaneuvering his rivals and using his position as party secretary to secure a base of support, and by 1929 was firmly in control. If people are interested in how this happened I can write more about it, but this post is long as hell as it is.

The 1930s are complicated and tragic. Stalin was not insane or a fascist or completely uninterested in socialism - indeed, he pushed through an ultraleft platform previously advocated by Trotsky that collectivized the peasantry and rapidly industrialized the country - but he was ruthless, paranoid, dedicated to his own personal power, and utterly unconcerned with spending human life to accomplish his goals.

What liberals tend to miss is the USSR accomplished an economic miracle almost without parallel in the 1930s. What Stalinists miss is that many of his actions, especially in the purges from 1936 to 1938, inhibited this transformation (and were moral atrocities) instead of aiding it. In many ways, the USSR succeeded in spite of Stalin more than because of him.

Post-Stalin, the USSR would become less murderous, but it would never again be revolutionary - it would never again have the idealism along with the cynicism, or any illusion of widespread democratic participation from below. Stalin ripped that out root and branch - he annihilated the possibility (no matter how slim) that it would be something better.

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stop posting this kinda shit my vestigial fish brain wanna go home

somethingusefulfromflorida:

teaboot:

stop posting this kinda shit my vestigial fish brain wanna go home

I fill my pockets with rocks and walk into the sea, but all it does it pull my pants down and I float harmlessly and pantslessly to the surface

Dish is a best served cold.

powerburial:

Dish is a best served cold.

Frank Frazetta 

barbariankingdom:

Frank Frazetta 

argumate:

Can you elaborate on how covid changed your brain?

shinyangelwombatknight asked:

Can you elaborate on how covid changed your brain?

Just one day going to Subway a month or more after infection the world seemed unreal like I was on acid and my voice sounded insane, early on was depersonalization and even derealization but also a severe disinhibition, honestly a lot of details of this part are lost to me because a major aspect was memory issues, I simply wasn’t forming memories in the first place and was sort of operating on autopilot like blackout drunks do.

As it progressed it affected my sense of emotion and also a lot of parts involved in conceptualizing movement in 3D space. I had maybe 20% capacity to use my limbs in a controlled manner – I stumbled around the house holding myself up on furniture and completely failing to grasp the correct manipulation of food packaging, unable to mentally rotate objects (at one point I had to carry a flagpole through a door by trial and error) My arms constantly felt like lightning was running the length of them but were otherwise numb.

Early on it utterly paved flat my mental facilities for anxiety, revealing in retrospect that I had clearly built my life around an anxiety disorder, without them I am physically incapable of feeling guilt, shame, loss, regret, or terror (death-fear). There is now no length without contact at which I begin to feel rejected by others.

The bisexuality, yes. I suspect that’s actually related to the disinhibition somehow, which has now stabilized to the point I’m not feeling up strangers in bars when I get the whim, but I’m much more open and at ease than I was.

After a year and a half this started to retreat. The personality changes are permanent, also I see in true stereoscopic 3D and walk without flat feet now, I think to some degree I lost the functionality there and when I relearned it got it better. The memory, mental and physical motion issues cleared but they briefly return at lower levels with later Covid infections.

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Also as soon as I realized I was bisexual, I was aware I Was A Top, which I would not have assumed.

kontextmaschine:

Also as soon as I realized I was bisexual, I was aware I Was A Top, which I would not have assumed.

That said, the first particular gay kink I developed is a thing about bottoming for West Indian dudes, which I did not see coming at all

Also as soon as I realized I was bisexual, I was aware I Was A Top, which I would not have assumed.

Also as soon as I realized I was bisexual, I was aware I Was A Top, which I would not have assumed.

Cat.

Cat.

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Grr, all the low-grade mental and memory issues of this echo wave are blending together into a tedious half-wakefulness that...

Grr, all the low-grade mental and memory issues of this echo wave are blending together into a tedious half-wakefulness that just stretches on

I think I just learned the phrase “anarchocapitalism,” which is a pretty neat phrase.

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

clearancecreedwatersurvival:

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

anon1mity:

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

anon1mity:

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

I think I just learned the phrase “anarchocapitalism,” which is a pretty neat phrase.

FRANK NO

Oh, I thought of another “capitalism is a good thing” sentence – “anarchocapitalism, which is a type of capitalism.”

frank come on we’re comrades you can’t do this to me

Nonsense! I’m your comrade! I am a good fellow and also a good comrade! The good-good-goodness of it all!

Frank can we interest you in the delights of anarchocommunism instead?

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Congratulations on finally becoming just as fucking boring as every other gay guy talking about how much they love gay sex.

Anonymous asked:

Congratulations on finally becoming just as fucking boring as every other gay guy talking about how much they love gay sex.

I had, prior to the change, picked up on how [tumblr] culture would just toss around male/male sexuality as a feel-good accessory and felt a little left out. Now I’m not, but knowing that others might be moderates (not eliminates) the tendency in me