shrine to a dude, who even knows

I bring a sort of “let’s start killing each other” vibe to the timeloop that other people stuck in the timeloop don’t really...

enigmamuse:

I bring a sort of “let’s start killing each other” vibe to the timeloop that other people stuck in the timeloop don’t really like

Quella età maliziosa (1975)

vintagegirls:

Quella età maliziosa (1975)

Today I saw a copy of this extremely weird book (warning: it starts here; if you’re not willing to click through the link it’s...

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

[Description] book cover of The Book of Mormon, by PERSON [Text]The Book of [newline] Mormon [newline] 1. [newline] LDS [newline] Book [newline] 2. [newline] Mormon
[Description] Two pages from the Mormon Period book cover. On the left is a picture of the Great American West Conference, a conference organized by LDS Church leaders. [Text]The [newline] Great [newline] Great American [newline] West [newline] West [newline] Pioneer [newline] PIONEER [newline] The [newline] The [newline] Conference [newline] Great [newline] Great [newline] West [newline] West [newline] Pioneer [newline] Pioneee [newline] Conference [newline] The West
[Description] a text page with text on it. Title: PERSON the Prophet, Book of Mormon, Book of Mormon, PERSON, Book [Text]that of the prophet, book. [newline] The Book of [newline] Lehi and his [newline] band were "desert wanderers" who left Jerusalem and journeyed toward the promised [newline] land (the promised land being America). Lehi was a member of the Church of Israel [newline] and was given a special gift from God to help him guide his family. He became a prophet [newline] and
[Description] Text on a page, with a picture of the Book of Mormon in the middle. [Text]In the year 1823, a group of Mormon pioneers set sail on the seas of North America. [newline] Their plan was to cross the ocean to the Americas and find the land God had promised. [newline] They eventually traveled from Pennsylvania through New Jersey and Virginia. At the end [newline] of their journey they crossed the Appalachians into Kentucky. Shortly afterwards, some [newline] of the pioneers decided to stop in Kirtland (a city in Ohio). They had arrived in Ohio [newline] before the Mormons had, but there were Mormons in Ohio, so they decided to go to Ohio and [newline] ask if there were any land or gold for sale. [newline] They found a family by the name of Phelps in Ohio. They told them
[Description] a text document typed in black on white. The text begins with the title 'Book of Mormon', followed by the first chapter of the book. The [Text]Lehi had made it all the way to America and had brought his people across the mountains. [newline] Because the American government, which was a republic, allowed for free speech and [newline] press, Lehi decided to use these freedoms in order to spread the word about Jesus Christ [newline] in America. His plan was to first go to Missouri and then proceed West. [newline] Lehi
[Description] a photo of the front cover of The Prophet in the Wilderness by PERSON. [Text]A young man named Joseph Smith began preaching the Mormon religion, which [newline] was different than any Christian religion he'd previously known. The Mormons believed [newline] that the Bible was
[Description] a black and white image of a page from an 1836 newspaper. It is printed in the first person perspective of PERSON, with his wife [Text]Joseph's wife, Emma, believed in him and trusted him. Because of her belief, she [newline] supported Joseph and the Mormon religion. However, when Joseph received a vision [newline] about the end times, he thought it was evil and tried to stop it. At the same time, he also [newline] had visions from God. Joseph thought that Jesus Christ and other saints had visited [newline] him to
[Description] a black and white photo of a text page, showing a line of text. Above the line is the title ` [Text]of his vision from God. Joseph then went to Kirtland to get some help. But when he [newline] started to tell the story, some people thought that his experiences were visions from God. [newline] Joseph started the church, and it grew and grew.
[Description] Two pages of text in two columns. The first page is a full page image of text. The second page is an image of text. The image [Text]In 1824, a Mormon named Martin Harris was in jail. Martin Harris had made some [newline] muddy speculations with money of his employer, and because of this, he had ended up [newline] jail for a couple of years. One day the jailor told him that if he went out into the yard, he [newline] could probably find a book called the Book of Mormon, which is an account of the life of a [newline] prophet named Jesus Christ in America. The jailor told Martin Harris that it was the most
[Description] Book of Mormon text. Text: The text begins with a preface by PERSON, then follows with the introduction to the text of the Bible [Text]preface by Mormon prelates to the text of the bible, which was actually written [newline] before the Mormon period. The actual text of the book was called the Book of Mormon [newline] or the American Bible. The book was set at the period of the prophet, called Moroni, in [newline] the place of America. Moroni was a very great prophet. The book was translated by a [newline] prophet named Joseph Smith, and it was published in 1830.
Today I saw a copy of this extremely weird book (warning: it starts here; if you’re not willing to click through the link it’s available elsewhere)

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Well, feel more grounded today and critically can remember what was happening 15 seconds ago.

Well, feel more grounded today and critically can remember what was happening 15 seconds ago.

they dont make bombs that are a big black ball with a string sticking out of it anymore

thyrell:

they dont make bombs that are a big black ball with a string sticking out of it anymore

Hate how I have to spend some time with "every day carry" ads to figure if these leather goods are for carrying guns or just...

Hate how I have to spend some time with “every day carry” ads to figure if these leather goods are for carrying guns or just accessories for the kind of guy who’s finally too mature to make bacon a load-bearing element of his personality

Kontext how long were you in that grocery store

Anonymous asked:

Kontext how long were you in that grocery store

Like an hour and a half, for a while I kept wandering the aisles looking for club soda and then forgetting what I was doing.

weirdness-is-good:

Opinions on cum

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Opinions on cum

milomumbles:

milomumbles:

do people even say hello anymore

honestly not sure what i expected

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beardedmrbean:

@admiral-craymen replied to your post “” This User Has Eaten Sand Before

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[Description] A photo of a girl with brown hair and brown eyes wearing a blue shirt, with a white logo and blue stripes on it. She has a white [Text]This user drinks out of the [newline] cereal bowl after we've gone [newline] to sleep
[Description] The word This user makes breakfast in the morning. [Text]This user [newline] makes breakfast in the [newline] morning
[Description] a photo of a teen boy smiling and wearing sunglasses. Caption: ` [Text]This user does not believe in [newline] god
[Description] a black screen with white text that says this user has killed more men than the government allows. [Text]This [newline] user has killed more men [newline] than the government [newline] allows

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Joder que tension

marzipanandminutiae:

luisonte:

Joder que tension

[”fuck, the tension”]

Well, back alone I seem mostly fine, reading the internet, though I find I can rarely satisfactorily answer "what was that tab...

Well, back alone I seem mostly fine, reading the internet, though I find I can rarely satisfactorily answer “what was that tab you just closed about?”

depsidase:

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sovietnam:

everybodylovestitties:

Okay, back home. Apparently the parts of the brain that handle sensation in the fingers and generate the sense of the self as a...

kontextmaschine:

Okay, back home. Apparently the parts of the brain that handle sensation in the fingers and generate the sense of the self as a coherent singular entity are closely, those both went out today.

Once again, college-age experience walking around out of my mind on psychedelics proves invaluable

Honestly, I deserve a BIG fucking gold star for how well I’ve been handling losing my mind in general

Okay, back home. Apparently the parts of the brain that handle sensation in the fingers and generate the sense of the self as a...

Okay, back home. Apparently the parts of the brain that handle sensation in the fingers and generate the sense of the self as a coherent singular entity are closely, those both went out today.

Once again, college-age experience walking around out of my mind on psychedelics proves invaluable

Lost in the Supermarket - The Clash (2023 edition)

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Lost in the Supermarket - The Clash (2023 edition)