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bernard-jackson:

you really believe in that "Han Dynasty" crap?

Anonymous asked:

you really believe in that "Han Dynasty" crap?

natalieironside:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

What?

As in like, the existence of the Han Dynasty from roughly 200bce-200ce?

Smh I can’t believe you fell for the Han dynasty

Tagged: history

this is from a town in spain that in San fermines instead of bulls uses a giant ball and its so funny watching it on tumblr 

merlin-bunny:

eleore:

defunctzombie:

noxturnel:

this is from a town in spain that in San fermines instead of bulls uses a giant ball and its so funny watching it on tumblr 

UNMUTE

Please oh please, UNMUTE

OH MY GOD I LAUGHED SO HARD I SLMOST BLACKED OUT

?

blm1997:

son-of-wario:

pucukaklovasistvanemlekezeteblog:

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Tagged: tomorrow belongs to meme

devilspanties:

I mean yes, in consequence of overzealous 2010s cultural leftism, previously subdued cultural rightism has flared back up in the 2020s and is riding the backlash to contest terrain where liberalism was formerly hegemonic.

A Good Cartoon.

Tagged: culture war 2023

Tagged: 'merica 2023

Just got an email from a cousin I still maybe think of as a fifth grader, at most a middle school girl, and had to face that...

Just got an email from a cousin I still maybe think of as a fifth grader, at most a middle school girl, and had to face that she’s actually a marketing director nearing 30

Ok, more smashing. 2-4 sessions left.

kontextmaschine:

Ok, more smashing. 2-4 sessions left.

Not cold outside at night and smashing that until recently woulda finished me for the day (week, even!) no longer does, so went and smashed some more.

Maybe 2 sessions left.

Tagged: blueberry hill

薫秋元 - Dress Down (1986) This is one of the songs sampled on マクロスMACROSS 82-99’s track 『82.99 F.M』on the album A Million Miles...

grawly:

sleepyidolmango-chan:

tokyoarcade:

薫秋元 - Dress Down (1986)

This is one of the songs sampled on マクロスMACROSS 82-99’s track 『82.99 F.M』on the album A Million Miles Away

Tagged: meanwhile in japan

Ok, more smashing. 2-4 sessions left.

Ok, more smashing. 2-4 sessions left.

Tagged: blueberry hill

Someone who's been training up AI prompting get me stills from the 1990 Ralph Bakshi Maus

Someone who’s been training up AI prompting get me stills from the 1990 Ralph Bakshi Maus

Tagged: androids dreaming of electric sheep maus ralph bakshi

One thing growing up with a school district lawyer taught me was that "good schools" have fuck all to do with parents or...

One thing growing up with a school district lawyer taught me was that “good schools” have fuck all to do with parents or community spirit, they come out of real estate conspiracies to invest in development.

Tagged: education as economics

Exiting the Vampire Castle But Then There's a Mirrored Second One Like Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

Exiting the Vampire Castle But Then There’s a Mirrored Second One Like Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

Tagged: exiting the vampire castle castlevania: symphony of the night mark fisher

Golden age of losersexuality

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

cargopantsman:

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

Golden age of losersexuality

my time to shine

become the local asshole girls like

Tagged: androids dreaming of electric sheep i love this bot

girl i know i love old boats and they got into accidents all the time and i wouldnt exactly regard an ocean liner as a not...

astraldemise:

thebooknotthemovie:

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

girl i know i love old boats and they got into accidents all the time and i wouldnt exactly regard an ocean liner as a not horrifying mode of transport but i just remembered we used to have those fucking balloon airships. i dont like planes myself but thank god we started making air transport out of shit that wasnt 100% flammable

3 images of the airship USS Los Angeles being blown by a gust of wind into a completely vertical position ALT

domt like that

girl they used to catch fire for no reason and kill everyone

THAT WAS ONE TIME

it happened a few times

A Goodyear blimp caught fire, the pilots parachuted out into downtown Chicago, and then the burning wreck crashed through a skylight into the main hall of a completely random bank at closing time in 1919?

Tagged: goodyear blimp

I have shattered myself and become a new person now but all you see is the old glass shards still on the surface

hell-propaganda:

hell-propaganda:

istealyourpunchlines:

hell-propaganda:

I have shattered myself and become a new person now but all you see is the old glass shards still on the surface

Guys I got blorbo’d again and I don’t know who this person is either

All y’all are soooo proud of yourselves for recognizing the onceler. Well I would not be proud of that

What if the toys in toy story went to a catholic woman’s house and all of her figurines of crucified jesus started screaming out...

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

What if the toys in toy story went to a catholic woman’s house and all of her figurines of crucified jesus started screaming out in endless pain whenever she left the room

Charlie Bucket was a final girl

steampunkforever:

Charlie Bucket was a final girl

Tagged: not wrong

I like you, I've never been afraid to

codysprogram:

I like you, I’ve never been afraid to

OP, this is not #2000s aesthetic, this is #1996 aesthetic. That’s why I’m reblogging it.

Tagged: via blaze 90s90s90s the 90s are back 90s retro